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Originally Posted by JolieFleur  Sometimes, I tend to think about things too much. I tend to go deep into them, how do I stop myself thinking too much 
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You are clearly obsessed. I advise you taking a chill pill. Or a tic tac.
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Originally Posted by Musaafir ...nything my second home it'd have to be the lab for my research project..MUHAHAHAHA...But they won't allow me to sleep in the lab with all the contagious bugs and all..WHAT TO DO??!!!  ( i know the emoticon is apparently meant to be laughing, but imagine it's me crying..)
ALSO! I don't even know what to do with my research project yet!!
RAAAHH!! |
What you could do is build a shed. Oh and don't mess with the emoticons - it makes my heart bleed.
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Originally Posted by najla93 yeh i do
now i've got another problem.
the link dosnt and 80 pages is too much!  |
Sucker.
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Originally Posted by Sahabiyaat ...
hey this thread is back in business!! |
Well, it is back I guess.
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Originally Posted by Güven How do i get rid of thoughts of school that are haunting me , no i need serious help ! |
Seek proper counselling - don't ask serious questions here that need serious answers. We cannot give you any advice on serious matters, as Muezzin is a money-grabbing, ambulance-chasing lawyer and I am his manager.
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Originally Posted by JolieFleur Erm....I feel empty, but I'm full. So I dont think its the hungry type of empty. Any solutions?  |
Probably got a stomach ache. In which case, ask an older and heavier sibling to sit on your spine. Should this result in adverse consequences (say, I don't know, your spine breaking), the masters (namely, me and muezzin) will not be held responsible (meaning, don't sue us, we have no money); we give out advice - you're the one who acted on it!
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Originally Posted by FatimaAsSideqah How to stop to bite my nails? Need help!  |
Don't put them in your mouth.
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Originally Posted by JolieFleur
How did it happen?   |
Well you see if the carebears ran around with a realistic looking heart on their chest, it'd scare the crap out of all the children. So, they (the carebears) said: Ok, world domination cannot happen if we make children soil themselves upon seeing us. Let us lure them into a false sense of security, with this lovely shaped heart, and then bag em!
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Originally Posted by Güven ...
how do you become mod ? < Serious Question  |
You have to have your 5 a day. Then, when the moon aligns with saturn, and the sun's rays hit you (in the face), you become...the chosen one. Of course, the downside is that you'll be blind, but hey: at least you're a moderator, right?
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Originally Posted by Musaafir ...Right at this moment in time I feel like beating everyone up. What should I do to remove these manic tendencies? Ow. |
You should participate in a bare-knuckle cage fight. Though, you might not just be ready for that yet, so I'd recommend entering the tenkaichi budokai (strongest under the heavens) tournament - apparently, there is a guy who can shoot fireballs from his hands, but he shouldn't be a problem what with your manic tendancies.
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Originally Posted by JolieFleur ...
Just why do you get so upset when people do something to betray our trust? I dont mean like in a deep way, I mean just when you thought good of somebody and then they tried to deceive you. And they obviously thought they'd get away with it, but they didnt. And 
How lame. |
Rarrrrgh,. too many serious questions. If someone betrays you, then give them a cake (not a big one though) and say: it's ok, I love you.
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Originally Posted by AhLÄÄM 
Have you gone out of business? |
Yes and no.
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Originally Posted by Muslimah421 what do i do about too much rain? |
You can stand under my umberella. Ella. Ella. Ahahahah I'm so down with it!
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Originally Posted by alcurad wow, this thread is still alive?
cool, I remember it from so long ago
how is this thread still alive? |
Ok I'll make this easy. Basically, this thread is sort of like your local newsagents. Except, we don't sell any magazines, consumables, gifts, top-up vouchers or halaal jellies. Come to think of it, we don't sell anything. In which case, we're more like a charity - we help people....we offer the advice that noone else in the world can or dares to give. No question is un-answerable by us , no topic is taboo and yes we accept credit card payment.
NEXT!