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Originally Posted by Gandalf  
wow ive been waiting for something like this to come up and mashAllah it is 2 of the most HILARIOUS BROS in the whole forum
i have a suggestion perhaps, u may turn this duo into a group by adding brother Aamirsaab and Genius to it.
neways heres my problem
(just play along okay?)
i was walking my pet chimp down the road on a sunday midnight when suddenly a group of ppl attacked me with knives and ate my chimp right in fornt of me, then they ran away with my chimp's skull as a trophy |
Oh dear. Based on this intel, the assailants sound like
these guys. Proceed with caution.
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now im depressed because i had tht chimp with me for soo long
like about 10 WHOLE days!!! and it just passed away so quick
i need ur advice on how to get over my chimp disaster
(ps. im not gonna buy another chimp because i spent my last few dollars on cookies)
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Nothing will bring your chimp back, son. Fortunately, the same thing can be said of the attackers after their deaths.
Here's something to help them on their way.