there aint no muslim brothers in the work place to give him deodrant............plus hes not muslim himself - hes an old cockney hospital porter anways hows deodrant gonna combat pesky smell? hehe

oh i just remembered theres another guy at work with a really bad halitosis problem ..........i was gonna faint when I had to work around him for a whole day once..............Oh why oh why do i have to work wiv smelly people!?