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Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl  
okay agony aunts.....how do i get a palace?  |
Marry Prince William after converting him to Islam.
Stay the heck away from Harry though - he's a tad nutty.
p.s. if this plan works, you will forward Minaz's name and my own to the Royal Family so that we may get our own 'Time-share' deals in Balmoral as it were.