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Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl  
That pic is spooky bro.....man...u are a bit....doo laly in the head.lol.
Anyway, I really like this part:
Then take it to Old Mrs Snobby Nose and tell her 'This is older than you but is somehow still better looking. Invest in Oil of Olay. And watch out for archaelogists. They like digging up fossils'
But we both know...its not gna happen.
so....ur gna have to cum up with sumthing esle.:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
Allah ma3ak |
Fine.
Just put a little cardboard standee thing on your desk saying 'Don't hate me cos you're ugly.'
I know it should say 'Cos I'm beautiful' but let's just try this for a change.
Alternatively, if you want to take the friendly approach get her a packet of Werther's Originals. Works like a charm. Provided you haven't used the Dinosaur Plan, or Plan B above, first.