Originally Posted by Muezzin

Remember to eat the most important berries - eat a strawberry, a raspberry, a blueberry and the most important of all, a bribery.


Slash him up with the sword. You can cartwheel him as well, but it's tricky, and it only takes his stun meter, not his life meter. You can only hit him a maximum of four times before he goes nuts and starts skating about the place like a rocket-powered Tony Hawks. Make sure to cartwheel over the fire.

His missiles are really easy to dodge, just keep running. Also, use the body armour if you have it, but when your health gets to orange, switch to rations. There's a ration at the top left corner of the roof, I think. And watch out for his beserk-mode super-slash thingy after he removes his tentacles. If he's blocking, whack him with a cartwheel and then start slicing and dicing like Master Splinter on Masterchef.

It's actually really fun. Best of luck.


Grow up.

I'm joking. Everyone's emotional in their teens. Go and eat some ice cream or something.


Drive a tank.


Don't be silly, woman. REVISE! And make dua!


Que?


Go to her. Tell her how you honestly feel.

Take a baseball bat.

Just in case.


With your mouth.

C'est simple, innit?


Yeah, Mashaallah, do what she said.

Next please!