Originally Posted by hafizmo

why do people park on driveways and drive n parkways?
why isnt there no mouse flavored cat food?
why do they call it lipstick if your lips can still move after??
why does the sun make your hair lighter yet it makes your skin darker...
who invented the concept of right hand and left hand?
why when people are driving within the speed limit slow down when they see a cop?
why do you turn down the radio or music/nasheed when lost or looking for a particular house which youve never visited?
why is abbreviated such a long word?
why is a boxing ring square? why do you never see the headline physic wins lottery?
why is that doctors call what they do practice?
why do people nail down coffins?
why is lemon juice made with artifical flavoring and dishwashing liquid with real lemons?
why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
why is the slowest traffic called rush hour?
why isnt there a name for the tops of your feet?
why is the third hand on the watch or clock called a second hand?
and my fav one why cant women put mascara on with their mouths closed? *hopes some generous person gives me reps*