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Ra`eesah · 05:08 AM

Assalamu'Alaykum

FUNNY

-Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Masjid, but so
small when you take it to the mall.

-Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60
minutes of basketball.

-Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Masjid are, but how short
they are when watching a movie.

-Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't
have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

-Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra
innings, but we complain when a "Tarawe7" during Ramadhan is longer
than the regular time.

-Funny how hard it is to read a Juz in the Quran, but how easy it is
to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

-Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
scramble to get a back row at Masjid so that scramble out.

-Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Masjid event
into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the
last moment.

-Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough
to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand
and repeat gossip.

-Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
Quran says.

-Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

-Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think
twice about sharing.

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

Are you laughing?

Are you thinking?

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Ra`eesah UmmLuqmann Status: Offline Posts: 1,485 Reputation: 4570 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Apr 2005 Way of Life: Muslim	Not funny at all... :( - 05-08-2005 Assalamu'Alaykum FUNNY -Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Masjid, but so small when you take it to the mall. -Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball. -Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Masjid are, but how short they are when watching a movie. -Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend. -Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a "Tarawe7" during Ramadhan is longer than the regular time. -Funny how hard it is to read a Juz in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel. -Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back row at Masjid so that scramble out. -Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Masjid event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment. -Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip. -Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says. -Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything. -Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing. FUNNY, ISN'T IT? Are you laughing? Are you thinking? __________________ .::.P e r p l e x i t i e s of L i f e .::. Last edited by Ra`eesah; 05-08-2005 at 05:08 AM..