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Yanal · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

Muhammad sits down in relief of pain

Muhammad thinks wow man I finally got rid of SheldonWhile he is thinking the plane starts to move and then stops and Muhammad yells: what’s the hold up

The Pilot says we got a message to stop the plane a passenger is joining Muhammad thinking that passenger can’t be Sheldon

After 9hours they arrive in Canada, Vancouver and Muhammad comes out of the plane and out of the airport He looks around at the nice cars and thinks hey I should have one of those cars, then all of a sudden his phone rings he picks up and

Alpha Dude: Hi Muhammad you here at the Airport me and the new pilots are coming on our way to pick you up

Muhammad: Ok which type of car

Alpha Dude: The car you are looking at

Muhammad: Oh man you mean that limo

Alpha Dude: No behind that

Muhammad: Ah man ok and is that Sheldon with you and Woodrow and Iqram

Alpha Dude: yes they wanna be the pilots and the mods of the forum

Muhammad: Ok but how did Sheldon come here

Alpha Dude: Oh you mean Br. Khaldun he came by express plane he charted it in case you did that trick

Muhammad: Ah*scared* Yeh about that whatever let’s see the pilots names

Alpha Dude: Well you know Woodrow and Iqram and the two new pilots are I! And Yanal!

Muhammad: Ok you are hired Alpha and Asalam alakum Yanal

Yanal: Walakum asalam Sir

Muhammad: No need to be formal your sir is only Allah (Swt) let’s get on business meaning on a test flight

So Everyone goes on a test flight and everyone passed except Iqram

Muhammad: Iqram you failed retest

He kept on failing and failing till he got so mad that he threw Muhammad out of the plane and when he did he realized that everyone put their dummies on the plane so they would go to sleep! And they also putted a cd player, which always said you failedWhen Iqram went to the hotel he went to Muhammad’s room and threw him out of the building but sadly it was a dummy

Iqram was so mad that he was like hey I am going to be a pilot and that is finale but I am going to have to study so he studied and studied(boring huh)Then he came to Muhammad and said..

Iqram: I want to take one more retest and he did it and he passed and then Muhammad did all the meetings and opened a airport in Canada and then they went back to England

Then sajid said:Nice work we got our pilots but We need pute english pilots not accent pilots and they should be at least 20years not 11 or 12 and not 67

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Yanal B O R E D Status: Offline Posts: 941 Reputation: 2864 Rep Power: 13 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-20-2007 Muhammad sits down in relief of pain Muhammad thinks wow man I finally got rid of SheldonWhile he is thinking the plane starts to move and then stops and Muhammad yells: what’s the hold up The Pilot says we got a message to stop the plane a passenger is joining Muhammad thinking that passenger can’t be Sheldon After 9hours they arrive in Canada, Vancouver and Muhammad comes out of the plane and out of the airport He looks around at the nice cars and thinks hey I should have one of those cars, then all of a sudden his phone rings he picks up and Alpha Dude: Hi Muhammad you here at the Airport me and the new pilots are coming on our way to pick you up Muhammad: Ok which type of car Alpha Dude: The car you are looking at Muhammad: Oh man you mean that limo Alpha Dude: No behind that Muhammad: Ah man ok and is that Sheldon with you and Woodrow and Iqram Alpha Dude: yes they wanna be the pilots and the mods of the forum Muhammad: Ok but how did Sheldon come here Alpha Dude: Oh you mean Br. Khaldun he came by express plane he charted it in case you did that trick *Muhammad: Ahscared* Yeh about that whatever let’s see the pilots names Alpha Dude: Well you know Woodrow and Iqram and the two new pilots are I! And Yanal! Muhammad: Ok you are hired Alpha and Asalam alakum Yanal Yanal: Walakum asalam Sir Muhammad: No need to be formal your sir is only Allah (Swt) let’s get on business meaning on a test flight So Everyone goes on a test flight and everyone passed except Iqram Muhammad: Iqram you failed retest He kept on failing and failing till he got so mad that he threw Muhammad out of the plane and when he did he realized that everyone put their dummies on the plane so they would go to sleep! And they also putted a cd player, which always said you failedWhen Iqram went to the hotel he went to Muhammad’s room and threw him out of the building but sadly it was a dummy Iqram was so mad that he was like hey I am going to be a pilot and that is finale but I am going to have to study so he studied and studied(boring huh)Then he came to Muhammad and said.. Iqram: I want to take one more retest and he did it and he passed and then Muhammad did all the meetings and opened a airport in Canada and then they went back to England Then sajid said:Nice work we got our pilots but We need pute english pilots not accent pilots and they should be at least 20years not 11 or 12 and not 67** __________________ Asalam Alaykum Warakmatulahi Wabarakatuh. Bless you for the time you spend looking at this signature. Pray for the non-believers that they become believers in time for the day of judgement.