THE DRUNK

A rather drunk man walks up to the bar and asks for a pint.
"I'm sorry sir," replies the landlord, "I'm afraid you have had enough."
"Fine," says the drunk and walks out of the pub.

A few minutes later he comes back into the pub through a different door, walks up to the bar and orders a pint.

"I'm sorry sir," replies the landlord, "As I have already said, you have had enough."

"Fine," says the drunk and walks out of the pub. Again a few minutes later he comes back into the pub through another door, walks up to the bar and orders a pint.

"Now look," says the landlord, "I've told you: you're drunk: go home!! You’re not getting served."

"Okay, fair enough," replies the drunk and walks out. A few minutes later he comes back into the pub through yet another door. He walks up to the bar and stops.

"I know you wont serve me but can you answer me one question?" he asks.

"Sure"

"Do you own all the pubs in this village?"