THE FLY
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around wtih a flyswatter.
"What are you doing?" She asks.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, Killing any?" She asks.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replies
Intrigued, she asks. "How can you tell?"
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".

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