QUESTION AND ANSWER …

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.


Q: How do you get holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.


Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam!"


Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids


Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.


Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.


Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.