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shible · **Re: Official Jokes Thread -** 10-28-2007

Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.
At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought
only one ticket between them.

How are you going to travel on a single ticket?í asked a lawyer.

Wait and watch,í answered one of the engineers.

When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the thre e
engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly
after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet
door and asked,

Ticket please.

The door opened just a crack and a singlearm emerged with a ticket in hand.

The ticket collector took it and moved on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip.

So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their
astonishment, the engineers didnít buy any.

How are you going to travel without a ticket? asked one of the perplexed lawyers.

Wait and watch, answered an engineer.

In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers
into another nearby.

Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding.

He knocked on the door and said, Ticket, please.

Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings
deserve women
who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts.

Aforeign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build.

Twenty years, replied the guide.
You Indians are a lazy lot, the tourist said. In my country, this could have
been built in five.

At Agra he admired the Taj's beauty and asked how many years it took to
build.

Only ten years, said the guide.
The tourist retorted: You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildings
in two-and-a-half.

In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could have
been built in his country in quarter the time.

Finally, when they reached the Qutab Minar, and the tourist asked what it was, the guide replied:

I don't know. It wasn't there yesterday evening.

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shible wat to Say? Status: Offline Posts: 1,331 Reputation: 2898 Rep Power: 17 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: India,chennai Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Official Jokes Thread - 10-28-2007 Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. How are you going to travel on a single ticket?í asked a lawyer. Wait and watch,í answered one of the engineers. When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the thre e engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet door and asked, Ticket please. The door opened just a crack and a singlearm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip. So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their astonishment, the engineers didnít buy any. How are you going to travel without a ticket? asked one of the perplexed lawyers. Wait and watch, answered an engineer. In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers into another nearby. Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, Ticket, please. Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts. Aforeign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build. Twenty years, replied the guide. You Indians are a lazy lot, the tourist said. In my country, this could have been built in five. At Agra he admired the Taj's beauty and asked how many years it took to build. Only ten years, said the guide. The tourist retorted: You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildings in two-and-a-half. In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could have been built in his country in quarter the time. Finally, when they reached the Qutab Minar, and the tourist asked what it was, the guide replied: I don't know. It wasn't there yesterday evening. __________________ Easy Viewing