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Status: Offline Posts: 1,321 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: India,chennai Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: Official Jokes Thread -
10-28-2007
 Maid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: Whatís your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill...
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
Maid: And he returned this morning. There were two young scouts that were twins and they did not quite get the Scout Oath. They stole things, swore, and generally got themselves into trouble around town when they were not on scout outings.
Their mother, realizing she needed help, asked the Scoutmaster to talk with them. He agreed and decided to see them one at a time and hopefully get them to understand that they needed to change. He thought he would first get them to see that their actions were sinful.
When the first scout arrived, he was sat in a chair and the Scoutmaster, who was a big man with a pretty loud voice asked, "Where is God?" He wanted to get the scout to understand that God is everywhere.
The scout's mouth dropped open, but he said nothing. So, the scoutmaster repeated more sternly, "Where is God?"
Again, the scout just sat and stared dumbly at the Scoutmaster so he raised his voice and asked a third time, "WHERE IS GOD?"
The little scout screamed, jumped up, ran out the door, all the way home, into his room, dove into his closet, and hid under his dirty clothes. And, that's where his brother found him.
He asked, "What happened?"
The first scout replied, "Man, we are in BIG trouble! God is missing and they think WE took him!" Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a
bomb, which one of them had in his lap.
Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute, said the man carrying
the explosive.
Donít worry, the driver assured him, we have got a spare one in the boot. 
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