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Status: Offline Posts: 1,321 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: India,chennai Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: Official Jokes Thread -
10-28-2007
 Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a
well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
Give me your money, he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, You canít do this
I'm a politician!
In that case, replied the robber, give me my money! One man to another. I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman; a woman who'll make me happy.
Make up your mind. An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby. The lift will be down presently, the receptionist told him.
The lift? said the American. Oh, you mean the elevator.
No, I mean the lift. replied the Englishman.
I think I should know what it is called, said the American.
Elevators were invented in the States.
Perhaps, retorted the Englishman.
But we invented the language. The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical
examination.
The best thing for you to do, the doctor said, is give up drinking and
smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women.
Doctor, I don't deserve the best, said the patient.
What's next best? 
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