Teacher: What will happen if third world war occurs?

Student: There will be another lesson included in our book ,mam.



Person A: It is true that grass is a good source of vitamin A.

Person B: Why?

Person A: Have you ever seen a cow wearing glasses?



Teacher : You are late to school yesterday, day before yesterday and even today

Student : Mam,I come very soon to the road leading to school.But the 'Go
SLOW' board makes me to go slow and thereby making me late to school.



Student : Mam, would u punish a boy for something he did not do?

Teacher : Of course not!

Student : Well then, I hav not done my homework.



Person A 's Mother : Why is your child studying in the aeroplane?

Person B 's Mother : Becoz he wanted Higher Education.



Person A : Wat is the fruitest subject ?

Person B : History,Becoz it is full of Dates.



Person A : My uncle has 500 men under him

Person B : Then he must be very important.

Person A : Not really, he is a maintanance man in a cementry.