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Status: Offline Posts: 1,321 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: India,chennai Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: Official Jokes Thread -
10-31-2007
 A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tiny
pieces and throwing them out the window.
Excuse me, said the woman sitting next to him. But, would you mind
explaining why youíre doing this?
It scares away the elephants, replied the drunk.
But I don't see any elephants around here, said the woman.
Effective, isn't it? crowed the drunk. The Duke of Gloucester, speaking at a luncheon in London: A home accidents
survey which showed that ninety percent of accidents on staircases involved
either the top or the bottom step, was fed into a computer. Asked how
accidents could be reduced, the computer answered:
" Remove the top and bottom steps. " 
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