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Status: Offline Posts: 1,356 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: India,chennai Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: Official Jokes Thread -
10-31-2007
 Little Johnny was practising the violin in the living room, while his father
was trying to read. The family dog was at there too, and, on hearing the
screeching sounds, began to howl. Johnny's father listened to the dog and
the violin for as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his newspaper
on the floor and yelled,
"For God's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?" An eager young man entered his prospective bossís cabin for an interview,
Said the boss
"One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness.
I hope you wiped your shoes on the doormat while coming in?"
Yes, sir, the young man replied promptly.
Back came the rejoinder, "One more thing weíre very particular about is
honesty. There is no doormat outside!" A teacher had just moved house with all her possessions including box
after box of books.
As the van driver put down the last box in her second-floor flat, he grumbled,
"For Heavenís sake, lady, why didnít you read them before you came?" 
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