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Originally Posted by 'Ubaydullah  
That was classic!
Awesome, as always. Jazakillah Khayr for putting it up!  |
wa'alaikum asalaam
wa iyak
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Originally Posted by sapphire  tooo goood are these posts Masha'Allah!
some rare talent you have  keep it up  |
"rare talent" you make it sound like I have "special needs"
j/k, lol jazaki allahu khair
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Originally Posted by Al-Zaara LOL!!!
SubhanAllah I laughed too much... May Allah forgive me.  SubhanAllah, sis you're really good. |
and me for making you laugh excessively Ameen!
and everyone else in need of a du'a Ameen.
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Originally Posted by IbnAbdulHakim Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullaah
That was almost as good as Alpha's script of Muhammad where he chokes Alpha! mashaAllaah !! |
wa'alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh
lol believe it or not, I didn't even want to post this one up cuz I didn't like it. I'm honestly surprised it was liked.
Bro Alpha's are way better than mine mashallah.
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Originally Posted by Umm Hurairah Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,
lo0o0o0o0ol Too funny sis lol Jizakillah Khair.
lol
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wa iyaki hun
Jazakum allahu khair wa barak allahu feekum!
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Jazakum Allahu Khair
PART VIII-IV
ROOM 3: Iqram & Fi_Sab Warning: This is the 'mushiest' of the scenes. Bro h4run, you can breathe, you aint in this one
..so yea I'll try not to make em as bad as this one lol, inshallah.
Fi: Mashallah, this room is nice and cozy
Iqram: Yea, the kitchen is really nice and clean too!
Fi: Alhemdulilah, Well ekhi, I’m going to listen to some quran and hit it for the night…where would you like to sleep??
Iqram: I don’t care, I guess bottom bunk is fine
Fi: Mashallah, Ok ekhi, goodnight
Iqram: Goodnight
NEXT DAY After a very peaceful sleep and fajr prayer, Fi goes to the library to do some Islamic research, and decides not to make his bed for fear of disturbing Iqram’s sleep. When Iqram wakes up, he decides to clean. Iqram: *speaking to self, which is quite natural by the way* Mashallah, guess bro fi went out to get us breakfast or something. I’ll make his bed, clean, and put away my stuff ‘till he gets back.
3 hrs later Iqram: I guess he got caught up in something…ah well
Iqram eats some cereal, prays zuhr, and then asr, then begins preparing dinner. Fi calls Iqram
*phone rings*
Iqram: Wa’alaikum Assalam
Fi: Just wanted to call to see if—
Iqram: --oh no! My risotto is burning!
Fi: Risotto??
Iqram: Yea I’m cooking dinner for us, you will be home by dinnertime, right?
Fi: Inshallah, just wanted to see if you needed anything while I was out..
Iqram: No, no, I’ll be fine inshallah.
Fi: Ok then, see you later, assalamu alaikum wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh
Iqram: Wa’alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh
As Iqram re-makes the risotto, and the dessert (cuz he accidentally burns that too), he awaits Fi’s arrival. 5 hrs later (Late Evening)
The table is set with a dish of Teriyaki glazed chicken fillet with a side of pine-nut risotto and Caesar’s salad, some rich beef stew, and for the dessert, a lovely strawberry cheesecake! The table was also catered with centerpieces of a vase of flowers and a now half-melted scented candle. Oh yea, and at the end of the table sits the exhausted, hungry, ticked off, Iqram.
*Fi walks in*
*Iqram gets up and walks to the sink with his back turned to Fi, eerie setting*
Iqram: I thought you said you were going to be here by dinnertime…
Fi: yea, I was, but I got caught up in something else…
Iqram: Well, dinner is ready if you want some…it’s a bit cold since you are, indeed, 2 hours late!
Fi: I’m really sorry, I decided to eat out for the night since I ran late. Mashallah, the food here looks really good though….
Iqram: *turns around* excuse me? I cleaned, I slaved over a hot stove burning 2 dishes and re-making them, I set a beautiful table up so that we may have a good discussion, and all I get is “I decided to eat out for the night” and “the food looks good?”…*eye starts to twitch in a disturbing way*
Fi: ok sorry, I’ll sit down and eat. *digs in*
Iqram: Well?
Fi: Oh..its good, mashallah. I would say, though, if you added a bit of salt to the--
Iqram: *eye twtiches* the what?
Fi: Nothing, nevermind…the fault is in my tastebuds hehe..he…ahem, sorry. *gets scared and forces himself to drink water*
Iqram: *removes apron, throws dishtowel on table, and storms to the bedroom*
After Fi eats, he goes to the room to apologize, once again, to Iqram. Fi: Iqqy…I’m sorry. The dinner was great, the flowers were nice, everything was perfect, Jazak Allah khair
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Iqram: *distastefully* wa iyak.
Fi: I’m sorry I was late, next time I’ll call and let you know…
Iqram: 
Fi: ok?
Iqram: You were with “her” weren’t you..
Fi: her??
Iqram: Yea, you know.
Fi: *confused*
Iqram: You think you could hide it from me?? I saw the bottle of perfume and the gold bracelet as I was putting away the clothes.
Fi: I really don’t know what you’re talking about…
Iqram: your wife, ekhi! (placed here to emphasize that this is a brother fillah relationship only, incase you were getting carried away there for a sec.)…when were you planning on announcing that you’re married???
Fi: Well I kind of announced it to everyone…so I guess everyone knows…or should know at least…Its been a year already…
Iqram: I see…
Fi: she was worried that I wasn’t getting my nutrition so we had dinner and that was it…I swear!
Iqram: and I suppose my dinner wasn’t *air quoted* “nutritious enough” for you…not “salty enough”…not PERFECT ENOUGH!
Fi: look,
I got you SS’s collection of recitations…
Iqram: Just answer me this: Is she prettier than me?
Fi: WHAT!!??
Iqram: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Fi: You’re kidding right, haha good one ekhi…
Iqram: *tears form in eyes*
Fi: are you on meds?
Iqram: All I took was an energy pill that I got from the pharmacy yesterday morning, why?? Do I look fat to you!?
Fi: No, not at all… hmm, energy pill?? Let me see the container.
Iqram: *hands fi the container*
Fi: Ekhi! These aren’t energy pills!
Iqram: They aren’t??
Fi: No! Alhemdulilah!
Iqram: What do you mean? What are they??
Fi: They’re estrogen inducers! Alhemdulilah! Alhemdulilah!
Iqram: WHAT!? OMG! *cries* and you’re happy about that??
Fi: Well I was starting to think that you were—umm….
Iqram: That I was what??
Fi: That you were…kind of…
Iqram: yea??
*awkwardly silenced eye contact*
Fi: umm..Well its not important now, the important thing is that we know what’s wrong with you!
Iqram: OMG am I going to turn into a woman??
Fi: *hesitates to think about the possibility and then calling S to switch roomies*
Iqram: What are you thinking about?? *gasp* am I going to die!? That’s just great…I’m going to die with hormone problems. “What did he die of?” “Oh he died from an estrogen overdose.”
Fi: No, no…its says that the effects will wear out in a few hours…so you should be ok…
Iqram: Alhemdulilah ya rabb!
Fi: But how did you get these instead of energy pills?
Iqram: I must’ve accidentally grabbed the old lady’s bag as I was leaving the pharmacy. The elderly *squints eyes* How can an old person leave her pills unattended!
Fi: It was just an accident…I’m sure she didn’t mean to—
Iqram: You’re right. I should blame the pharmaceutical company instead! They know such old people have eyesight problems, why don’t they make the label’s print bigger? A label that says in capital letters, bolded, and in red font: FOR HORMONAL PROBLEMS, but
noooooo 
they wait for IQRAM to come and accidentally pick one up, cuz IQRAM is in a hurry and IQRAM doesn’t have the time to read the small print that should’ve been made in specifically larger…
Fi: Iqram: *inhales* oh well, what’s been done is done…
Fi: *sigh of relief* next time be careful though. Like seriously.
Iqram: Yea, true…
Fi: I’ve heard of instances where women killed men because of their jealousy and your eye was twitching like crazy after you took that pill…scared the living daylights out of me hehe…
Iqram: Jealously?? So now I’m jealous?? What do want from me?!
Fi: I forgot you still have the effects…umm I’m going to leave for the night, till you get back to normal.
Iqram: You’re going to
her house aren’t you!
Fi: *runs out* Can’t talk! Assalamu Alaikum!!
fi aman allah
w'salaam