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Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 11-20-2007
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Muezzin: Oh my God! Should I get your pills or something??

Woodrow: Pills?? For what?

Muezzin: Your gassy flab…flabby gas? Whatever…

Woodrow: did you hear what you just said??

Muezzin: You said it first!

Woodrow: I never said I had that!

Muezzin: Crap! You have Alzheimer’s too!? Ok ok…rule one when working with Alzheimer patients is to stay calm and reintroduce yourself…

Muezzin:...AS-SAL-AMU AL-AIKUM!!…MY NAME IS MOO-EZZ-IN! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING!? ARE YOU FEELING DIS-COMFORT IN YOUR LOWER AB-DOMINAL AREAS?? *waving hands over stomach*

Woodrow: Boy! I’m not deaf! Nor do I have Alzheimer’s! And I certainly do not feel any discomfort except that you’re yelling in my ears right now!
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Last edited by Sabeeha; 11-20-2007 at 09:07 PM.
   
 
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