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Originally Posted by Z.AL-Rashid What do you call a good looking Pakistani?
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racism
there was a jamaican, american, english man, and a pakistani man in a plane. all of a sudden the plane began to go down, and the pilot said "you have to throw stuff off the plane to lessen the weight" so

the jamaican man, said "im gona throw these drugs off the plane, because we have too much of these in our plane" and he threw them off the plane
the american man said "im gona throw my weapons of the plane, theres too much of these in my country" so he threw the weapons off the plane
the english man, grabbed the pakistani man and threw him off the plane saying " theres too much of these in our country"
also a plane was crashing, and all the survivors were quickly buying parachutes to get out. the pakistani man on the plane, bought the parachute and stood there in front of the machine. and the plane crashed and he died, then when the angel of death came to take his soul, the angel asked him "i dont understand, you bought your parachute and you stood infront of the machine! why?" the pakistani man replied "i was waiting for my change"
there was a indian man, he was having a shower, and all of sudden his friend came knocking on the door and he quickly rushed downstairs to open the door, he opened the door and his friend said to him "have some shame, you have come and opened the door with nothing on, go and put something on, then we will talk"
the indian man, went and put slippers on

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