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Status: Offline Posts: 1,355 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: India,chennai Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: Official Jokes Thread -
12-09-2007
 A traveller walking along a road asked an old man working in a field to
how long it would take to get to the next village. But the old man didn't
answer, so the traveller kept walking.
He hadn't gone far when he heard a call: Hi, mister, it'll take you about 20
minutes.
Why didn't you tell me that when I asked you? asked the traveller.
How did I know how fast you were going to walk? replied the old man. A doctor was called in to see a rather testy aristocrat.
Well, sir, what's the matter? he asked cheerily.
That, sir, growled the patient, is for you to find out.
I see, said the doctor thought-fully. Well, if youíll excuse me for an hour or
so I'll go along and fetch a friend of mine - a veterinarian. He is the only chap
I know who can make a diagnosis without asking questions. 
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