AssalamuAlaykum

What advice would you give to a man with a pink fone?

Do you think birds watch their weight? because if they didnt do you think they'd fall out of the sky?

If I sneeze and yawn at the same time will my heart stop? (and telling me to try it is NOT good enough) *grin*

If I fall asleep whilst hiccupping will they continue in my sleep?

I can sing, walk, butter bread and hold a baby all at the same time, does that make me talented?

If oranges are called oranges why arent bananas called 'Yellows'?

Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

If it snows and shines at the same time will be get a snowbow? what colour will it be?

Thats all for now...I only think when I'm bored so I'll have more the next time i go to lecture *grin*