long ago in a far away land . . .
there was a new madrassah openin, called erm madrassah jalebi

the requirements for this madrassah were that you had to have a name after a surah in the Quraan

so loads of people signed up, thinkin it is a heavy madrassah

so in one of the classes the teacher asked a kid, "whats your name" he replied its "Ibrahim" the teacher grinned and said "recite to me surah Ibrahim"...

then he asked a girl "whats your name" she said "sajeda" again he grinned then he said "thats similiar to sajda, so recite surah sajdaa"

he asked another boy his name, the boy replied its "hud" the teacher grinned for a long time and said "that is a long surah, recite"

the teacher asked another boy "what is your name" he said "tariq" the teacher disapointly said "its a short surah, but ok recite"

this continued, whoever had the name after a surah, was told to recite that surah and the teacher liked people with names after long surahs, so they could recite for longer . . .

the teacher asked another kid his name, the boy replied "nuh" the teacher again dissapointed said "its a bit short, but ok recite surah nuh"

then one boy pointed out to the teacher, a boy called imraan

the teacher couldnt hold his happyness and he went runnin to the boy and said

"is your name imraan" the boy replied "yes its imraan, but people call me kawthar so il recite that"