Ya Allah!
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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H...  AssalamuAlaykum
Why are red onions purple? *scratches head*
WassalamuAlaykum |
Because if you called them purple onions people would think you mean aubergines.
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Originally Posted by -Ibn Al Aqwa- what is the 27th letter of the alphabet? |
Ka'plah!
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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H... Why do reps make me so happy? Even the threatening ones I get from mods? *grin*  |
Makes you feel valued and that your actions are accepted globally. However, threats are supposed to make you cry in fear, not in happiness, so something is terribly wrong.
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Originally Posted by IbnAbdulHakim if 1+2 = 3 and 3-2 = 1 then why is bush a monkey? |
Because a monkey is a bush.
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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H...
Why has my last question gone unanswered?
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I was sleeping.
Cheese comes in a variety of forms, including blue and green. Though, the latter is usually because it is out of date.
It's to taunt you; whenever you think you are close enough to touch the sky you realised: ''Dang, it's still a couple of thousand feet away from my reach. If only I had dhalshim-like arms!''
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Is it possible to touch stars?
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It is if they are milky way magic stars!
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What does the moon taste like?
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It depends on the day; sometimes it tastes like chicken, sometimes lamb.
It's a defence mechanism for the mole man. He lives underground and does not want to be disturbed!
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What happened to this guys tongue? -->  |
Takumi-san chopped it off.
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Originally Posted by AhLÄÄM Why are some people totally demented?! (talking bout myself) |
It's a statistical probability; 1 out of 400 people will be a whacko. 1 out of every 8 million will be a Jacko.
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Originally Posted by IbnAbdulHakim what makes eyes such a focal point?
wheneva u look at someone the eyes stand out..
what makes ears another focal point?
if they big they really stand out..
lets not go to the nose lol |
They are a focal point because they are bang in the centre of the human face. They also change depending on the emotion. So its a way of telling if someone wants to hug you or kick your butt.
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Originally Posted by moabubaker hey Muezzin can i ask you a question ? Are you Jack the Ripper's brother ? (I know it's a bit Random) |
No he is not.......He's his cousin.
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Originally Posted by IbnAbdulHakim hey muezzin, why dont you snipe the shaytaan already, his really tikin me off!!!! |
Muezzin is not armed.
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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H... Why is it we want the things we cant really have? When we have it...we'll prob get bored of it real quick but when we dont we really want it...why??? |
It's all an illusion. What we need is what we have. What we want is what we will never get.
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If you really want to do something but know you shouldnt, should you go and do it anyway? (I'm in a crazy mood so ima go and actually do what you say *grin*)
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Yes, you should jump off the building into a giant shrimp-infested frying pan of oatmeal.
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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H... AssalamuAlaykum
Today my brother said I looked green I grinned (obviously.... *grin*) and told him to shurrup...Am I an alien in denial? Hehe |
It is possible that you have surpassed all humans in evolution. Have you noticed your ability to spontaneously ask strange questions? That's the first sign.
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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H... AssalamuAlaykum
...Hmm, now...chocolate nibbles, to be or not to be? *grin* seriously though, don't you find them dodgy? like some are really chewy and others arent...? But they're supposed to be made from the same stuff *raises an eyebrow*... do you understand why that may have seriously harmful effects on my mental well-being? Hmm its a dilemma for sure... |
Indeed, Chocolate nibbles are not a matter to be made fun of. It takes years of study, hard-work and debilitation to understand the sheer complexity of the cocoa nibbli. The randomness that you have experienced is part of the company's plan which will ensure global domination and perhaps the ressurection of skeletor.