1 Dave Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Dave works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Dave never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Dave is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Dave can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Dave be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
P.SThat idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report.Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines!!!!!
p.s.s
all the other jokes were very funny