Barney enters room looking frazzled.
"Hey Guys! HELP!"
Truemuslim "Sup?"
Barney "I'm dead!"
Truemuslim hmm, your looking kinda alive to be honest.
Barney "Nope, I must have irrefutable scientific evidence that I'm alive , and all I have is this scientific leaflet that says if I combine smoking, drinking ,lack of exercise and McDonalds for every meal, I'll die when im 36"
Truemuslim "And"
Barney "im 37"
Truemuslim "soooooo?"
Barney "I'm dead"
Truemuslim "look dude, your walking , talking breathing and have a bood pressure of 155/90, so whilst in poor shape, your still on earth"
Barney " AHH! But nope! That may seem clear to you, but thats just your beleif! You cant actually positively scienntifically or logically prove it!"
Truemuslim "I think I can, Look, this book is called signs of life... It says a living craeture respirates aspirates and ...."
Barney "Pfft! When was that book written?"
Truemuslim "2005, by the cheif medical officer of the NHS"
Barney "so you put your trust in some old book?!, your just jumping through hoops to try and mesh that books teachings with the fact that I'm toast"
Truemuslim "look, lemme take your temperature......OK..36.5, well within norms"
Barney "Ohh cripes! I'm a goner! Your taking that temperature out of context"
Truemuslim " Yeah, well, fair enough matey...as they say, each to their own...i'll order you a coffin"