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Hope ur kool |
Woman, I'm beyond cool. I'm ice cooooooold.
Window. Because I said so.
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- Hot chocolate or Tea? And Why?
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Hot chocolate. Looks funnier on a t shirt.
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- Blue contacts or green contacts? And Why?
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Bah, contacts are for n00bs. Real men wear T3h 5p3c5!
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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H... AssalamuAlaykum
Why am I addicted to Ready-Salted Hula Hoops and Milky Bar? Is there a support group available for people like me? |
You are a clone of me. Which is much weirder than it sounds.
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Whats really at the end of a rainbow?
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Noone knows. But muezzin might.
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Why is it that the heart hurts? Like why not the kidneys?
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The kidneys can hurt, if a ninja kicks shanks you. Head hurts because you clearly are using it for the first time.
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Originally Posted by Mu'minah421 i hav math test tommorow, wats a good way of gettin a good grade and not gettin scared *don't say study cuz i'v beeen doing that for the past three days |
Any answer I give you now will be pointless. So I'll write these two sentences to patronise you instead.
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Originally Posted by truemuslim How come people vacuem ants?
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What ants?!
Everyone is from the uk because, obviously, the Uk is just another word for the world. Oh and then we have that little thing called the middle east but it's ok, they aren't important.
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Originally Posted by ...54M4K4H... AssalamuAlaykum
I just had a two-hour exam but I finished it in half an hour...Am I crazy? Am I gonna fail? 
WassalamuAlaykum |
Unfortunately, I have not mastered the ability to see into the future. Right now, I can barely see 1 second ahead of me.
Next.