salams

while reading the bro zubairs first thread..i wished there was a halal way to do a HI5..

bro..you have captured my thoughts exactly...when people tell me that doritos and smiths are haram..i feel like eating more and more of them...im sick of "...the packet doesnt say it..bt trust me..it has blah in it..they just dont have to write it coz its less than 2%"

i have a few stories to tell:

1) i live in a system religious boarding houses..u are randomly allocated to houses filled with girls u dont agree with. its annoying..bt for Allahs sake..its cool.

one day, i came home..i opened the oven and found a plate of apples. i laughed and said "ok..i know u girls are weird..bt why are the apples in the oven" (the oven wasnt turned on).

the rest of the dialogue went a lil like this:

-"oh sevgi dont you dare eat them!!"
-"why man..?"
-"aparently they glaze apples with pork fat so they shine more...and these ones tasted a lil weird"
-"oh!..ok...i understand.."

(after a lot of irrational argumentation)

(sevgi starts eating apple)



2.my second story makes me angry.

one of the girls i live with....sweet girl...boycotts anything jewish..

i think thats stupid..bt anyways...we live in the west...run away as much as you can...lol..we went to a eat in restaurant thing...she didnt want coke or lemonade..so ordered a mount franklin...i couldnt hold back the laughs.

on a more serious note...:

she doesnt use the washing powder we buy..i dnt care if OMO is jewish..its bloody good! well, anyways..she buys her own stuff..and so doesnt always have an ample supply...so cant always wash her clothes...

now tell me..whats better...ur feet stinking coz u wear socks all day everyday...and cant wash em regularly...and having a pile of dirty clothes in ur room...or smelling like a jewish product??? mate..one of them is against islam..guess which one..

furthermore..we went on a camp with these girls..and this particular jew product boycotting girl didnt eat a thing coz aparantly all we bought was jewish stuff...can we help it? dude..if its halal..im buying it...anyways..

she got so sick..excuse me but, forget not being able to do no. 2 in the toilet..she couldnt do no. 1...she was in pain etc...and my frend who is a nurse grabbed her..chucked her in the toilet and said try ur best or im gna shove food down ur throat...and my boycotting frend started lying...saying "i did it i swear.." and my nurse frend was like "dnt flush im gna check!" (shes a nurse..she sees a lot) and my other frend didnt let..she was lying...and then we had to call the doctor..and the doctor said..."she has to eat.."



ok..now that ive told u those stories...people..theres no need to be obsessive..its good to be weary..but...i mean..whats worse...not eating jewish stuff...or harming ur body and lying??

yes..people like this exist..everywhere...i think its stupid.