Originally Posted by Woodrow

That is a valid reason to drink more coke.

Stop and think if you drink enough coke you would be able to eat hard boiled eggs without peeling, shelling them. You would not have to worry about fish bones any more either. Another plus, by drinking enough coke you could get your daily iron requirement just by swallowing a few nails.

the wonderful values of coke. imagine being able to cut down on your food bill by being able to eat sand, rocks and rusty car parts, if you drink enough coke.

Buy more coke, reduce your food bill, plus it also works for cleaning paint brushes, cleaning toilet bowls and provides jobs for dentists.