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how does one become a 'fun' parent...its been on my mind for the past few minutes...perhaps u cud guide me oh masters? |
One per kid. Groovy.
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Originally Posted by truemuslim |
It is indeed.
Unless they named the bull Tupac.
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are you a chess nerd? (its not a good thing to be a nerd...let alone a ches nerd..)
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Crappy chess player, but I am arguably a nerd.
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Don't you ever get annoyed/bored of these dumb questions, or of this boring thread people come to when they're out of tylenol and nothin good is on tv?
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I'm not even going to touch that one.
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Originally Posted by Hizbul_Aziz How come ive been gone for a while? |
Aliens?
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Originally Posted by JσℓιєFℓєυя [Stuff] |
Whoah. Cool name.
Walaikum asalaam.
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How can one be a master of a Monday Morning?
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By getting up on time, all the time, EVERY time.
Or by owning shares in Nescafe.
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Is it just me or is the weather like REALLY freaky nowadays?
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The weather's not freaky. This guy is freaky:
But he's also the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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Why do we feel a little glum when we get older? Hmm
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We lose our senses of sight and hearing as we get older. Why should our sense of humour be any different?
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What do you say to a glum chum?
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"Cheer up, Chuck. At least you're not bald."
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Will my keyboard survive being coated with ketchup?
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As long as you don't try to eat them. Those microchips aren't from McCain's. Ho-ho-ho... yes, that was bad, put the rotten veggies away.
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I knocked a kid down with the vaccum, will I lose my license?
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Nah, but if you actually suck one into the vacuum, I heard you get three points.
On the Dow Jones.
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Originally Posted by Fishman Why do people use those weird letters and symbols in their names? |
Why does Arnold
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Originally Posted by Serene Muezzin - why has admin bro ghurabah left fisabeelillah forums? |
Maybe Arnold delivered him a pizza.
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Originally Posted by truemuslim did muezzin die? did minaz kill him? was aamirsaab behind this whole thing? |
Find out next week - same bat-time, same
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Originally Posted by Sahabiyaat omg truemuslim
reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!!
muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan |
Yes, yes, to Obi-Wan you listen! The cave. Remember your failure at the cave!
Sorry, Yoda moment.
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why r we all talking about dying? and killing
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Beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side of the Force are they.
Sorry. I need to check my midichlorian count.
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Originally Posted by truemuslim why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe) |
He. He. Or indeed, she she.
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why do people fear death?
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Because they've never seen Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
Possibly.
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If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding
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