Emerging " isms " of new economy

shible · **Emerging " isms " of new economy -** 02-22-2007

"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of simplicity.....!"

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

SATYAMism
You have a cow. You have its milk. But don't know what to do with it!

DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

SAPism
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

shible · **Re: Emerging " isms " of new economy -** 02-23-2007

All these details that i posted were from a journel in India.

it seems like they Explain the way the company works

**Muezzin** · **Re: Emerging " isms " of new economy -** 02-23-2007

What about

RastafarianISM
You don't need cows. You have ganja.

Note: Sarcasm

shible · **Re: Emerging " isms " of new economy -** 02-23-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muezzin

What about

RastafarianISM
You don't need cows. You have ganja.

Note: Sarcasm

Yeah Wat's up Doc?

is it the name of a concern ?

since all the above are names of concerns

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shible wat to Say? Status: Offline Posts: 1,355 Reputation: 2977 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: India,chennai Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Emerging " isms " of new economy - 02-22-2007 "Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of simplicity.....!" Emerging 'isms' of the new economy INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking. WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk. SATYAMism You have a cow. You have its milk. But don't know what to do with it! DELLism Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk. IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen. MICROSOFTism You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows. SUNism You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft. ORACLEism You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows. SAPism You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants. APPLEism You have a cow. You sell iMilk. SONYism You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk. CITIBANKism Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you. HPism You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only. GEism You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work. RELIANCEism You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk. TATAism You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

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shible wat to Say? Status: Offline Posts: 1,355 Reputation: 2977 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: India,chennai Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Emerging " isms " of new economy - 02-23-2007 All these details that i posted were from a journel in India. it seems like they Explain the way the company works

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Muezzin GET TO DA CHOPPA Status: Offline Posts: 9,048 Reputation: 26497 Rep Power: 64 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Emerging " isms " of new economy - 02-23-2007 What about RastafarianISM You don't need cows. You have ganja. Note: Sarcasm __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage 'Credit crunch sounds like a breakfast cereal'