Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

**Muezzin** · **Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -** 11-04-2005

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

zAk

looks like another CORNER !
hmmmm a JOINT CORNER rather.

hope it works.

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Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

LOOL

Batoota

Swallows the millions of jokes was going to say, and quietly exits with only this:

if you are starting a corner, keep in mind anything you write can and will ( i guarantee) be made fun of. :P

Good luck,

**Muezzin**

And your point is?

Batoota

loq. Nothing really...only warning you and adding tremendous amounts of pressure.

**Muezzin**

You're forgetting one very basic thing: we don't actually care if people laugh.

C'mon send in some problems!

minaz

I think sister "batoota" is a problem - unleash the hounds Mr Muezzin?

**Muezzin**

Nah sister Batoota is cool.

Besides, we can't unleash the hounds. They're not bloodthirsty enough. We fed them too much Pedigree Chum.

Batoota

*My internet suddenly stopped working for a minute! ironically enough! are you sure you didn't unleash the hounds?*

**Muezzin**

Minaz! You fed them Caesar didn't you? I told you they hated that stuff!

zAk

Quote:

C'mon send in some problems!

the link in ur siggy doesn't work

it says :

Quote:

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The requested URL /mc_pollbooth.php was not found on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/1.3.34 Server at forums.load-islam.com Port 80

is this a problem ?

minaz

yes, and thankfully it isn't ours

- Qatada -

hey i need some help!

wa can we do on eid.. instead of hiring a limo and goin wimmy (wilmslow) road?

wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

minaz

hire a rikshaw and go down immy (imraan road) Lahore PK.?

**Muezzin**

Don't hire nothin'. Ain't you ever played GTA, dawg?

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Muezzin Why so serious? Status: Offline Posts: 8,774 Reputation: 23087 Rep Power: 56 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning? Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help! How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday. And I do sit ups. We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh? And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings? Because we get up on time, all the time, every time. So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh. Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh. n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum. __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage

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Batoota LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 286 Reputation: 484 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: UAE Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 Swallows the millions of jokes was going to say, and quietly exits with only this: if you are starting a corner, keep in mind anything you write can and will ( i guarantee) be made fun of. :P Good luck, __________________ Inna lilahee wa inna ilayhee rajoun!

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Muezzin Why so serious? Status: Offline Posts: 8,774 Reputation: 23087 Rep Power: 56 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 And your point is? __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage

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Batoota LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 286 Reputation: 484 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: UAE Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 loq. Nothing really...only warning you and adding tremendous amounts of pressure. __________________ Inna lilahee wa inna ilayhee rajoun!

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Muezzin Why so serious? Status: Offline Posts: 8,774 Reputation: 23087 Rep Power: 56 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 You're forgetting one very basic thing: we don't actually care if people laugh. C'mon send in some problems! __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage

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minaz rep points mean nothin Status: Offline Posts: 1,337 Reputation: 2070 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 I think sister "batoota" is a problem - unleash the hounds Mr Muezzin? __________________ http://www.islamicboard.com/showthread.php?t=6923

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Muezzin Why so serious? Status: Offline Posts: 8,774 Reputation: 23087 Rep Power: 56 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 Nah sister Batoota is cool. Besides, we can't unleash the hounds. They're not bloodthirsty enough. We fed them too much Pedigree Chum. __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage

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Batoota LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 286 Reputation: 484 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: UAE Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 My internet suddenly stopped working for a minute! ironically enough! are you sure you didn't unleash the hounds? __________________ Inna lilahee wa inna ilayhee rajoun!

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Muezzin Why so serious? Status: Offline Posts: 8,774 Reputation: 23087 Rep Power: 56 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 Minaz! You fed them Caesar didn't you? I told you they hated that stuff! __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage

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minaz rep points mean nothin Status: Offline Posts: 1,337 Reputation: 2070 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 yes, and thankfully it isn't ours __________________ http://www.islamicboard.com/showthread.php?t=6923

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- Qatada - Ummah Under 1 Banner Status: Offline Posts: 10,246 Reputation: 39773 Rep Power: 79 Join Date: May 2005 Location: ...travelling to the hereafter.. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 hey i need some help! wa can we do on eid.. instead of hiring a limo and goin wimmy (wilmslow) road? wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

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minaz rep points mean nothin Status: Offline Posts: 1,337 Reputation: 2070 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 hire a rikshaw and go down immy (imraan road) Lahore PK.? __________________ http://www.islamicboard.com/showthread.php?t=6923

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Muezzin Why so serious? Status: Offline Posts: 8,774 Reputation: 23087 Rep Power: 56 Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-04-2005 Don't hire nothin'. Ain't you ever played GTA, dawg? __________________ Pay a visit to the masters of might, magic and Monday mornings Fedora-sporting userpage