Muslim by name sommat else by nature

bro_faz · **Muslim by name sommat else by nature -** 05-22-2005

call urself muslimz, hu u foolin?
wen judgement day cumz u gonna be da 1 crawlin
mess around all year round
when ramazan cumz u be sound

u giv muslims a bad name
dont say da words "i'm muslim" u put people like me to shame
wen do u preach?
dat 1 time a week?

u gyals wearin scarfs wen u leave home
on da bus u be changin' clothes
kareena kapoor cum in town u want front seats
where in mosque u sittin against da wall behind da fleet

fighting people from different religion n race
den using islam for as a way to escape
u buy da ganja n hav a smoke
u wannabe badboys gimme jokes
drink, smoke,

den u brag to people dat u a haafis of da holy book
walking around claiming u iz taliban
things u do, ur legs would be cut off in Afghanistan

u eat mc chickens n say dua, makes me laugh
cause it dont make da food halal, u muppet

mouthing off to ure parents, wishing they die next week
dont u know heavens under your mothers feet
spending Money on clothes each week
cant give sum Money to the poor u stingy peeps [edited]

selling weed to kids just for that extra bit of fed
watch wen da snakes bite ur corpse when u is dead

u claim benafits n do fraud
then give lectures about our lord
i say whats the use?
all i see islam in abuse
all i gotta say i aint perfect
im just telling the facts, so i can re-direct

my brothers and my sisters and even myself
we all gotta change ourselves, so we too have a place on the HEAVENLY
shelf....

Dunno who wrote this but me thinks it is guud and a few point which are in green are ones i have encoutered amonst peeps i know

niqaabii · **Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature -** 05-22-2005

ayy
dat ws gd
and its soo true for som ppl

ABDULLAH SAOOD · **Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature -** 05-22-2005

that is soooooooooooo true - excellent read and some interesting TRUTHS coming out of there - may allah guide us all!

bro_faz · **Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature -** 05-22-2005

lol i thought so too when i read it

Ibn Syed · **Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature -** 05-24-2005

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TRUE brother.

inklink98 · **Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature -** 05-24-2005

Very very true. Inshaallah they will be guided to the right path and allah knows best.

peãrl · **Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature -** 05-24-2005

Yeah...good poem.. good moral.. but the language? lol

**zAk** · **Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature -** 05-25-2005

tht's sadly soo trueeeeeeee

but....... the language

MetSudaisTwice · **Page Updated: 25/05/2006**

mashallah that was very good
may allah guide us all to the Straight Path

sistajannah · **Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature -** 05-25-2005

mashAllah akhi thats was so true

Ra`eesah · **Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature -** 05-28-2005

Assalamu'Alaykum

Mashallah that shook me because i know ppl that are just like that. Subhanallah...
its a cute little rap... i remeber me and one of the sisters on Li use to throw Rhymes out like that...

check this out...
this was by me and sister young souljah

take off the NYC cap and put on a kufi
instead of eating mcDonald burger have some chicken& roti
sisters walkin' round showin knees and elbows
they need to go to Saudia and buy sum real clothes....

we had an Iman Rush right after our Tafsir class...

mmc · 09:30 PM

Read it, it matches your personality…!!!
>
>Call urself muslimz, hu u foolin?
>wen judgement day cumz u gonna be da 1 crawlin
>mess around all year round
>when ramazan cumz u be sound
>
>u giv muslims a bad name
>dont say da words "i'm muslim" u put people like me to shame
>wen do u preach?
>dat 1 time a week?
>
>u gyals wearin scarfs wen u leave home
>on da bus u be changin' clothes
>kareena kapoor cum in town u want front seats
>where in mosque u sittin against da wall behind da fleet
>
>fighing people from different religion n race
>den using islam for as a way to escape
>u buy da ganja n hav a
smoke
>u wannabe badboys gimme jokes
>drink, smoke,
>
>den u brag to people dat u a haafis of da holy book
>walking around claiming u iz taliban
>things u do, ur ***** would be cut off in Afghanistan
>
>u eat mc chickens n say dua, makes me laugh
>cause it dont make da food halal, u ****
>
>mouthing off to ure parents, wishing they die next week
>dont u know heavens under your mothers feet
>spending money on clothes each week
>cant give sum money to the poor u stingy *****
>
>selling weed to kids just for that extra bit of fed
>watch wen da snakes bite ur corpse when u is dead
>
>u claim benafits n do fraud
>then give lectures about our lord
>i say whats the use?
>all i see islam in abuse
>all i gotta say i aint perfect
>im just telling the
facts, so i can re-direct
>
>my brothers and my sisters and even myself
>we all gotta change ourselves, so we too have a place on the
>HEAVENLY
>shelf....
>
>pass this message on to all muslims…
>
>
>..............shodz!!!

**zAk** · **Re: Read it, it matches your personality…!!! -** 12-04-2005

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Far7an · **Re: Read it, it matches your personality…!!! -** 12-04-2005

Assalamu alaikum

Please take the time to read our forum rules, language used in your post is not acceptable.

Jazakallah khair for the member who brought this to the mod's attention.

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bro_faz LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 89 Reputation: 83 Rep Power: 22 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Manchester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-22-2005 call urself muslimz, hu u foolin? wen judgement day cumz u gonna be da 1 crawlin mess around all year round when ramazan cumz u be sound u giv muslims a bad name dont say da words "i'm muslim" u put people like me to shame wen do u preach? dat 1 time a week? u gyals wearin scarfs wen u leave home on da bus u be changin' clothes kareena kapoor cum in town u want front seats where in mosque u sittin against da wall behind da fleet fighting people from different religion n race den using islam for as a way to escape u buy da ganja n hav a smoke u wannabe badboys gimme jokes drink, smoke, den u brag to people dat u a haafis of da holy book walking around claiming u iz taliban things u do, ur legs would be cut off in Afghanistan u eat mc chickens n say dua, makes me laugh cause it dont make da food halal, u muppet mouthing off to ure parents, wishing they die next week dont u know heavens under your mothers feet spending Money on clothes each week cant give sum Money to the poor u stingy peeps [edited] selling weed to kids just for that extra bit of fed watch wen da snakes bite ur corpse when u is dead u claim benafits n do fraud then give lectures about our lord i say whats the use? all i see islam in abuse all i gotta say i aint perfect im just telling the facts, so i can re-direct my brothers and my sisters and even myself we all gotta change ourselves, so we too have a place on the HEAVENLY shelf.... Dunno who wrote this but me thinks it is guud and a few point which are in green are ones i have encoutered amonst peeps i know __________________ "None of you will have faith till he wishes for his (Muslim) brother what he likes for himself." Sahih Al-Bukhari Hadith 1.12

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niqaabii LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 364 Reputation: 102 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: uk Gender:	Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-22-2005 ayy dat ws gd and its soo true for som ppl

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ABDULLAH SAOOD zAk + LI = EVIL! Status: Offline Posts: 826 Reputation: 2817 Rep Power: 25 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Jeddah - KSA Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-22-2005 that is soooooooooooo true - excellent read and some interesting TRUTHS coming out of there - may allah guide us all!

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bro_faz LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 89 Reputation: 83 Rep Power: 22 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Manchester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-22-2005 lol i thought so too when i read it __________________ "None of you will have faith till he wishes for his (Muslim) brother what he likes for himself." Sahih Al-Bukhari Hadith 1.12

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Ibn Syed LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 870 Reputation: 501 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: USA Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-24-2005 SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo TRUE brother. __________________ So Glorified is He and Exalted above all that they associate with Him, and in Whose Hands is the dominion of all things, and to Him you shall be returned. (Sura Ya-Seen 36:83)

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inklink98 Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 30 Reputation: 10 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: USA Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-24-2005 Very very true. Inshaallah they will be guided to the right path and allah knows best.

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peãrl LI Senior Member Status: Online Posts: 280 Reputation: 2792 Rep Power: 27 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a fairytale... Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-24-2005 Yeah...good poem.. good moral.. but the language? lol

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zAk Administrator Status: Offline Posts: 20,488 Reputation: 53016 Rep Power: 110 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-25-2005 tht's sadly soo trueeeeeeee but....... the language

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MetSudaisTwice SS NUMBER 1 FAN Status: Offline Posts: 6,837 Reputation: 5977 Rep Power: 36 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Planet called Earth apparently Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-25-2005 mashallah that was very good may allah guide us all to the Straight Path __________________ Visit My Page for many recitations from known Imams and Quraa's Page Updated: 25/05/2006 New recordings of Sheikh Saad Numani, Imitator of Famous Imams and Quraa's added!!

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sistajannah sista in islam Status: Offline Posts: 295 Reputation: 105 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Apr 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-25-2005 mashAllah akhi thats was so true

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Ra`eesah UmmLuqmann Status: Offline Posts: 1,487 Reputation: 4570 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Apr 2005 Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muslim by name sommat else by nature - 05-28-2005 Assalamu'Alaykum Mashallah that shook me because i know ppl that are just like that. Subhanallah... its a cute little rap... i remeber me and one of the sisters on Li use to throw Rhymes out like that... check this out... this was by me and sister young souljah take off the NYC cap and put on a kufi instead of eating mcDonald burger have some chicken& roti sisters walkin' round showin knees and elbows they need to go to Saudia and buy sum real clothes.... we had an Iman Rush right after our Tafsir class... __________________ .::.P e r p l e x i t i e s of L i f e .::.

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mmc Member Status: Offline Posts: 48 Reputation: 49 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Dec 2004 Gender: Way of Life: Undisclosed	Read it, it matches your personality…!!! - 12-04-2005 Read it, it matches your personality…!!! > >Call urself muslimz, hu u foolin? >wen judgement day cumz u gonna be da 1 crawlin >mess around all year round >when ramazan cumz u be sound > >u giv muslims a bad name >dont say da words "i'm muslim" u put people like me to shame >wen do u preach? >dat 1 time a week? > >u gyals wearin scarfs wen u leave home >on da bus u be changin' clothes >kareena kapoor cum in town u want front seats >where in mosque u sittin against da wall behind da fleet > >fighing people from different religion n race >den using islam for as a way to escape >u buy da ganja n hav a smoke >u wannabe badboys gimme jokes >drink, smoke, > >den u brag to people dat u a haafis of da holy book >walking around claiming u iz taliban >things u do, ur *** would be cut off in Afghanistan > >u eat mc chickens n say dua, makes me laugh >cause it dont make da food halal, u > >mouthing off to ure parents, wishing they die next week >dont u know heavens under your mothers feet >spending money on clothes each week >cant give sum money to the poor u stingy *** > >selling weed to kids just for that extra bit of fed >watch wen da snakes bite ur corpse when u is dead > >u claim benafits n do fraud >then give lectures about our lord >i say whats the use? >all i see islam in abuse >all i gotta say i aint perfect >im just telling the facts, so i can re-direct > >my brothers and my sisters and even myself >we all gotta change ourselves, so we too have a place on the >HEAVENLY >shelf.... > >pass this message on to all muslims… > > >..............shodz!!! Last edited by Muhammad; 12-04-2005 at 09:30 PM.

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Far7an zAk's Mureed Status: Offline Posts: 4,351 Reputation: 16130 Rep Power: 48 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Read it, it matches your personality…!!! - 12-04-2005 Assalamu alaikum Please take the time to read our forum rules, language used in your post is not acceptable. Jazakallah khair for the member who brought this to the mod's attention. Thread closed.