Not funny at all... :(

Ra`eesah · 05:08 AM

Assalamu'Alaykum

FUNNY

-Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Masjid, but so
small when you take it to the mall.

-Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60
minutes of basketball.

-Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Masjid are, but how short
they are when watching a movie.

-Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't
have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

-Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra
innings, but we complain when a "Tarawe7" during Ramadhan is longer
than the regular time.

-Funny how hard it is to read a Juz in the Quran, but how easy it is
to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

-Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
scramble to get a back row at Masjid so that scramble out.

-Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Masjid event
into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the
last moment.

-Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough
to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand
and repeat gossip.

-Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
Quran says.

-Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

-Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think
twice about sharing.

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

Are you laughing?

Are you thinking?

**zAk** · **Re: Its Funny..... -** 05-08-2005

a gud reminder,

time to think over it. :brother:

Ammar · **Re: Its Funny..... -** 05-08-2005

very true

inklink98 · **Re: Its Funny..... -** 05-24-2005

:applaud: That was very good. It should be a reminder for those who are being mislead off the path.

MetSudaisTwice · **Page Updated: 25/05/2006**

mashallah that is very good, jazakallah for that precious reminder sis

**Khaldun** · **Re: Its Funny..... -** 05-24-2005

And (as for) these examples, We set them forth for men, and none understand them but the learned.

h1jabi_sista · **Re: Its Funny..... -** 05-24-2005

jazakallah sis! very thought provoking

Ibn Syed · **Funny Isn't it?!! -** 07-05-2005

A good reminder I would like to share.

Funny isn't it ?!

- Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to the Mosque, but so small when you take it to the market.

- Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

- Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the Mosque are, but how short they are when watching a movie.

- Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

- Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a "Tarahvi" during Ramadhan is longer than the regular time.

- Funny how hard it is to read a Para(Juz) in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

- Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back row at mosque so that they can scramble out fast.

- Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Mosque event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.

- Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

- Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says.

- Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

-Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

Are you laughing? Are you thinking?
Give thanks to Allah for He is good & Mercifull!

By Sister Zarina

........ · **Re: Funny Isn't it?!! -** 07-05-2005

:applaud: subhana allah that's true brother
jazakallah for sharing

**zAk** · **Re: Funny Isn't it?!! -** 07-05-2005

tht's a nice post to hv here :brother:

i read it b4 somewhere too, but still liked to read it all :brother:
btw the funniest of all those points to me was :

Quote:

- Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says.

Brother_Mujahid · **Re: Funny Isn't it?!! -** 07-05-2005

yes very funny...........

*

*

its a good reminder, gets you thinking

wasalam

**zAk** · **Re: Funny Isn't it?!! -** 07-05-2005

v had it already here b4,
posted by Sis 3washey

http://islamicboard.com/showthread.php?t=2092

some work for the MODs

Genius · **Re: Funny Isn't it?!! -** 07-05-2005

I didn't find it too funny.

Hajar · **Re: Funny Isn't it?!! -** 07-05-2005

Nice post

Ibn Syed · 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zAk

v had it already here b4,
posted by Sis 3washey

http://islamicboard.com/showthread.php?t=2092

some work for the MODs

Oops I didn't see that. I did a search for funny but nothin like this came up.

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Ra`eesah UmmLuqmann Status: Offline Posts: 1,487 Reputation: 4570 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Apr 2005 Way of Life: Muslim	Not funny at all... :( - 05-08-2005 Assalamu'Alaykum FUNNY -Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Masjid, but so small when you take it to the mall. -Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball. -Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Masjid are, but how short they are when watching a movie. -Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend. -Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a "Tarawe7" during Ramadhan is longer than the regular time. -Funny how hard it is to read a Juz in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel. -Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back row at Masjid so that scramble out. -Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Masjid event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment. -Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip. -Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says. -Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything. -Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing. FUNNY, ISN'T IT? Are you laughing? Are you thinking? __________________ .::.P e r p l e x i t i e s of L i f e .::. Last edited by Ra`eesah; 05-08-2005 at 05:08 AM..

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zAk Administrator Status: Offline Posts: 20,539 Reputation: 55057 Rep Power: 112 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Its Funny..... - 05-08-2005 a gud reminder, time to think over it. :brother:

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Ammar LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 137 Reputation: 57 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender:	Re: Its Funny..... - 05-08-2005 very true

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inklink98 Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 30 Reputation: 10 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: USA Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Its Funny..... - 05-24-2005 :applaud: That was very good. It should be a reminder for those who are being mislead off the path.

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MetSudaisTwice SS NUMBER 1 FAN Status: Offline Posts: 6,837 Reputation: 5977 Rep Power: 36 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Planet called Earth apparently Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Its Funny..... - 05-24-2005 mashallah that is very good, jazakallah for that precious reminder sis __________________ Visit My Page for many recitations from known Imams and Quraa's Page Updated: 25/05/2006 New recordings of Sheikh Saad Numani, Imitator of Famous Imams and Quraa's added!!

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Khaldun Alif Lam Mim. Status: Offline Posts: 1,634 Reputation: 6410 Rep Power: 34 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Student at the Madeenah University Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Its Funny..... - 05-24-2005 And (as for) these examples, We set them forth for men, and none understand them but the learned. __________________ والله لــــولا الله ما اهتدينا ولا تصدقنا ولا صلينـا فأنزل سكينـــة علينـــا وثبت الأقدام إن لاقينا

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h1jabi_sista Little lady Status: Offline Posts: 606 Reputation: 321 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Luton Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Its Funny..... - 05-24-2005 jazakallah sis! very thought provoking __________________ :rose: A Rose Protects Its Beauty With Thorns, A Woman Protects Hers With A Veil

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Ibn Syed LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 870 Reputation: 501 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: USA Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Funny Isn't it?!! - 07-05-2005 A good reminder I would like to share. Funny isn't it ?! - Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to the Mosque, but so small when you take it to the market. - Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball. - Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the Mosque are, but how short they are when watching a movie. - Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend. - Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a "Tarahvi" during Ramadhan is longer than the regular time. - Funny how hard it is to read a Para(Juz) in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel. - Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back row at mosque so that they can scramble out fast. - Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Mosque event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment. - Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip. - Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says. - Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything. -Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing. FUNNY, ISN'T IT? Are you laughing? Are you thinking? Give thanks to Allah for He is good & Mercifull! By Sister Zarina __________________ So Glorified is He and Exalted above all that they associate with Him, and in Whose Hands is the dominion of all things, and to Him you shall be returned. (Sura Ya-Seen 36:83)

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........ Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 0 Reputation: 0 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Jun 2005 Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Funny Isn't it?!! - 07-05-2005 :applaud: subhana allah that's true brother jazakallah for sharing

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Brother_Mujahid To infinity & beyond Status: Offline Posts: 980 Reputation: 3604 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Funny Isn't it?!! - 07-05-2005 yes very funny........... * * its a good reminder, gets you thinking wasalam __________________ Member of - LI's MTH™crew (Marriage thread haters)-

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zAk Administrator Status: Offline Posts: 20,539 Reputation: 55057 Rep Power: 112 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Funny Isn't it?!! - 07-05-2005 v had it already here b4, posted by Sis 3washey http://islamicboard.com/showthread.php?t=2092 some work for the MODs

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Genius Paranoid Android Status: Offline Posts: 461 Reputation: 1040 Rep Power: 26 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Manchester/Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Funny Isn't it?!! - 07-05-2005 I didn't find it too funny.

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Hajar LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,057 Reputation: 1535 Rep Power: 25 Join Date: Apr 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Funny Isn't it?!! - 07-05-2005 Nice post __________________ “The best type of jihaad is the jihaad of the one who strives against his own self (jihaad al-nafs) for the sake of Allaah.”