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    Question Air Janazah...

    AIR JANAZAH

    When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a trip to another country. Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel brochures but in the Holy Qur'aan and the Alhadiths.Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or American Airlines but Air Janazah.Where our luggage won't be the allowed 23 kgs but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.

    You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge. With your Creator's compliment.Where our dress won't be a Pierre Cardin suit or the like but the white cotton shroud Where our perfume won't be Chanel,Paco Rabanne, but the camphor and attar. Where our passports won't be British, French or American but Al Islam.

    Where our visa won't be the 6 months leave but the "La Illaha Illallah.." Where the air hostess won't be gorgeous females but Isra'iil and its like Where the in-flight services won't be 1st class or economy but a piece of beautifully scented or foul smelling cloth. Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Riyadh International Terminal but the Qabarastaan.Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and
    air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep gloomy Qabar.

    Where the Immigration Officer won't be Her Majesty's officers but Munkar and Nakir.They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go. Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors. Where the transit airport will be Al Barzaakh. Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the hell Fire.

    This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge. So your savings would not come handy This flight can never be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists.Food won't be served on this flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal.Do not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things of the past.Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leaves on time. Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment programme because you would have lost all your sense of joy. Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked the day you became a foetus in your mother's womb. Ah! At last good news! Do not worry about who will be sitting next to you. You will have the luxury of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you can. If only you can!

    One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.

    ARE YOU PREPARED ????


    وإذا لم يكن منَ الموتِ بُدُّ فمِنَ العَجزِ أنْ تَكُونَ جَبَانا
    If death is something inescapable, then it is from weakness to be a coward-!

    Lahoo main bhegay dareeda Anchal
    Qasam hai tum ko bhula na daina...


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    Masha'allah that was a very creative way to put it I think.......makes me think about it in a whole new matter, jazakillah

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    SubhanAllah. That is so true. The last words are very terrifying, Mashah'Allah. Jazak Allah Kher Fe Dunya Wal Akhira Dear Sister of Islam for that excellent post.


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    Great post sis, Lets just pray that we'll be ready

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    Default Air Janazah


    AIR JANAZAH

    When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a
    trip to another country.

    Where details of that country won't be
    found in glamorous travel brochures but in the Holy Qur'aan and the Al-hadiths.

    Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or
    American Airlines but Air Janazah.Where our luggage won't be the allowed 23 kgs but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.

    You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge.

    With your Creator's compliment.Where our dress won't be a Pierre
    Cardin suit or the friday night's dress, but the white cotton shroud

    Where our perfume won't be Chanel,Paco Rabanne, but the camphor and attar.

    Where our passports won't be British, French or American but Al Islam.

    Where our visa won't be the 6 months leave but the "La Illaha
    Illallah.."

    Where the air hostess won't be gorgeous females but
    Isra'iil and its like

    Where the in-flight services won't be 1st
    class or economy but a piece of beautifully scented or foul
    smelling cloth.

    Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow
    Terminal 1 or Riyadh International Terminal but the Graveyard.

    Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep gloomy Qabr.

    Where the Immigration Officer won't be Her Majesty's officers but Munkar and Nakir.They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.

    Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors.


    Where the transit airport will be Al Barzaakh.

    Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the hell Fire.

    This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge. So
    your savings would not come handy

    This flight can never be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists.

    Food won't be served on this flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal.

    Do not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things of the past.

    Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leaves on time.

    Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment programme because you would have lost all your sense of joy.

    Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked the day you became a foetus in your mother's womb.

    Ah! At last good news!

    Do not worry about who will be sitting
    next to you. You will have the luxury of being the only passenger.


    So enjoy it while you can. If only you can!

    One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.


    ARE YOU PREPARED ????


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    oh i got this in an email.. its pretty smart and a great reminder, thanks for posting



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    Jazakallah khair sis!

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    Default Fly Air Janaazah

    AsssalamAlaiykum I got this in an email just thought I'd share it


    Fly Air Janaazah



    When we are leaving this world for the next, it shall be like a trip to a foreign country.

    Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel brochures, but in the holy Quran and Hadith.

    Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but Air Janaazah.

    Where our luggage won't be allowed 30kg, but our deeds, no matter how heavy they weigh. You don't pay for excess luggage, they are carried free of charge, with compliments from our Creator.

    Where our dress won't be Pierre Cardin or the like, but the white cotton shroud.

    Where our perfume won't be Channel or Paco Rabane, but camphor andattar.

    Where our passport won't be Indian, British or South African, butAl-Islam.

    Where our visas won't be six months leave to stay or else, but Laa Ilaaha Illalah.

    Where our air hostess won't be gorgeous female, but his name is Isra-eel.

    Where the in flight service won't be 1st class or economy, but a piece of beautiful scented or foul smelling cloth.

    Where our destination won't be Heathrow, Jeddah International, but the last terminal graveyard.

    Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms, but the six feet deep gloomy qabr.

    Where the immigration officer won't be his Majesty's officers but Munkar & Nakeer. They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.

    Where there is no need for customs officers or detectors.

    Where the transit airport will be Al-Barzakh. Where our final place destination will either be the garden under which river flow or the Hellfire.

    The trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge, so your Savings would not come handy.

    This flight can never be hijacked, so do not worry about terrorists.

    Food won't be served on this flight, so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halaal.

    Do not worry about legroom, you won't need it, as you legs will become things of the past.

    Don't worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leave on time.

    Don't worry about in-flight entertainment programme coz you wuld have lost all your sense of joy.

    Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked da day you became a foetus in your mother's womb.

    At last the good news! Do not worry who will sitting next to you.You will have the luxury of being the only passenger.

    One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.

    ARE YOU PREPARED?????????????????

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    Jazakallah.

    May we all prepare well for this day (AMEEN)

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    shukran sis for sharing!

    Ameen....


    All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.

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    love the post it is brilliant... have you guys seen this vid?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFMiL...&search=farshy

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    When we are leaving this world for the next, it shall be like a trip
    to a foreign country.


    Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel
    brochures, but in the holy Quran and Hadith.


    Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but
    Air Janaazah.

    Where our luggage won't be allowed 30kg, but our deeds, no matter
    how heavy they weigh. You don't pay for excess luggage, they are
    carried free of charge, with compliments from our Creator.


    Where our dress won't be Pierre Cardin or the like, but the white
    cotton shroud.

    Where our perfume won't be Channel or Paco Rabane, but camphor and
    attar.


    Where our passport won't be Indian, British or South African, but
    Al-Islam.

    Where our visas won't be six months leave to stay or else, but Laa
    Ilaaha Illalah.

    Where our air hostess won't be gorgeous female, but his name is
    Isra-eel.


    Where the in flight service won't be 1st class or economy, but a
    piece of beautiful scented or foul smelling cloth.


    Where our destination won't be Heathrow, Jeddah International, but
    the last terminal graveyard.


    Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms, but the six feet deep gloomy qabr.


    Where the immigration officer won't be his Majesty's officers but
    Munkar & Nakeer.


    They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.


    Where there is no need for customs officers or detectors.


    Where the transit airport will be Al-Barzakh. Where our final place
    of destination will either be the garden under which river flow or
    the Hellfire.


    The trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge, so
    your Savings would not come handy.


    This flight can never be hijacked, so do not worry about terrorists.


    Food won't be served on this flight, so do not worry about your
    allergies or whether the food is Halaal.


    Do not worry about legroom, you won't need it, as you legs will
    become things of the past.


    Don't worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives
    and leave on time.


    Don't worry about in-flight entertainment programme
    because you
    would have lost all your sense of joy.


    Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked
    (return) the day you became a foetus in your mother's womb.


    At last the good news! Do not worry who will sitting next to you.


    You will have the luxury of being the only passenger.


    One small snag though..................






    this trip comes with no warning.





    ARE YOU PREPARED?????????????????

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    Default Janazah Airlines

    Janazah Airlines

    When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a trip to
    another country. Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous
    travel brochures but in the Holy Qura'an and the Hadiths. Where our plane
    won't be Indian Air Lines, British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but Air
    Janazah. Where our luggage won't be the allowed 30 Kgs, but our deeds no
    matterhow heavy they weigh. You don't pay for excess luggage. They are
    carried free of charge, with your Creator's compliment.

    Where our dress won't be a Pierre Cardin suit or the like but the white
    cotton shroud. Where our perfume won't be Channel, Paco Rabane, but the
    camphor and attar. Where our passports won't be Indian, British, French or
    American but Al Islam(insha Allah.) Where our visa won't be the 6 months
    leave to stay or else, but, The "LaIlaha Illallah" (insha Allah.) Where the
    air hostess won't be a female, but Isra'iil and itslike. Where the in-flight
    services won't be 1st class or economy but a piece of beautifully scented or
    foul smelling cloth.

    Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Jeddah
    International Terminal but the last Terminal Graveyard. Where our waiting
    lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep
    gloomy Barb. Where the Immigration Officer won't be His Majesty's officers,
    but Munkar and Nakeer. They only check out whether you deserve the place you
    yearn to go. where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors. Where
    the transit airport will be Al Barzakh.

    Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden underwhich
    rivers flow or the Hellfire. This trip does not come with a price tag. It is
    free of charge, So your savings would not come handy. This flight can never
    be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists. Food won't be served on this
    flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal. Do
    not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things
    of the past. Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It
    arrives and leaves on time.

    Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment program because You would
    have lost all your sense of joy. Do not worry about booking this trip, it
    has already been booked, the day you became a fetus in your mother's womb.
    Ah! At last good news! Do not worry about who will be sitting next to you.
    You will have the luxury of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you
    can. If only you can! One small snag though, this trip comes with no
    warning.

    Are you prepared.....you better be! Please spread the truth and Insha-Allah
    our Muslim brothers & sister are able to understand and practice the guiding
    principles, what ever way they can afford to uphold our belief of our Islam
    religion this world and hereafter ........

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