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    Default knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD


    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Makeup
    Makeup who?
    People are trying to make up their minds!

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Who
    Who who?
    Who the one you're talking to?



    share your knock knock jokes too

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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo hoo?
    It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it.

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?
    Chuck Norris!
    Chuck Norris who?
    ...?
    Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

    Q: Knock knock.
    A: Who's there?
    Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, "Control freak who?"




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    Default Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD


    ^

    You should be prohibited from joking


    And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.
    [Related by Ibn al-Qayyim in ad-D' wad-Daw Fasl 49]



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    Default Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD


    What, who me??Haha I just copied them from google. Im not a knock knock type of joker , were they that bad?? I thought they were funny lool

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    Default Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD


    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Britney Spears who?
    Oops I did it again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceee View Post
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Britney Spears who?
    Oops I did it again!
    loooooooooool rofl
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    Knock Knock
    Whos there ?

    Tuba
    Tuba who ?

    Tuba toothpaste thats who!
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    Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I love knock knock jokes knock knock

    Knock knock knock hahahahahaha

    Knock knock

    Who is there

    MY EXTRA LARGE FOREHEAD THAT'S WHO

    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KNOCK KNOCK *throws confetti and glass bottles* AHAHAHAHAHA
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    I was looking at myself talking to myself and I realized this conversation...I was having with myself looking at myself was a conversation with myself that I needed to have with myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknown12 View Post
    What, who me??Haha I just copied them from google. I’m not a knock knock type of joker , were they that bad?? I thought they were funny lool
    He's a miserable old goat. =) He needs some knock knock therapy and...hugs. ^_^
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    I was looking at myself talking to myself and I realized this conversation...I was having with myself looking at myself was a conversation with myself that I needed to have with myself.

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    Hahaha, yup, I always think of Boo, Boo-who?, awww don't cry it's just a joke ..here's a tissue.
    It's a good one, unknown12!

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    I think guestfellow likes to knock a wee bit to much
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuestFellow View Post
    Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I love knock knock jokes knock knock

    Knock knock knock hahahahahaha

    Knock knock

    Who is there

    MY EXTRA LARGE FOREHEAD THAT'S WHO

    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KNOCK KNOCK *throws confetti and glass bottles* AHAHAHAHAHA

    that made me laugh! hah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuestFellow View Post
    He's a miserable old goat. =) He needs some knock knock therapy and...hugs. ^_^
    Yeah that's me . I need plenty of therapy
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    Quote Originally Posted by guestfellow View Post
    knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock i love knock knock jokes knock knock

    knock knock knock hahahahahaha

    knock knock

    who is there

    my extra large forehead that's who

    bwahahahahahhaha knock knock *throws confetti and glass bottles* ahahahahaha
    lols ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by shailas View Post
    Hahaha, yup, I always think of Boo, Boo-who?, awww don't cry it's just a joke ..here's a tissue.
    It's a good one, unknown12!
    ikr

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknown12 View Post
    Yeah that's me . I need plenty of therapy
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    If you want a small laugh, it's kind of disgusting

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    ^ That goat is my hero.


    I was looking at myself talking to myself and I realized this conversation...I was having with myself looking at myself was a conversation with myself that I needed to have with myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuestFellow View Post
    ^ That goat is my hero.
    Bro I am the goat, problem?? *flares nostrils*
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    love the spitting goat... reminds me of llamas

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    Okay this one is a bit lame but here you go...

    Knock knock
    whos there ?

    Goat
    Goat who ?

    Goat tee thats who
    ;p
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