Salams, here's a few:
1. What did the plate say to the other plate? "Dinners on me"
2. What did the rug say to the floor? "Don't worry, I've got you covered"
3. Why are there gates around graveyards? Cause people are dying to get in. (bit of a bad joke lol)
4. What did the bean say to the other bean? "How you been?"