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    Salams, here's a few:

    1. What did the plate say to the other plate? "Dinners on me"

    2. What did the rug say to the floor? "Don't worry, I've got you covered"

    3. Why are there gates around graveyards? Cause people are dying to get in. (bit of a bad joke lol)

    4. What did the bean say to the other bean? "How you been?"


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    A boy was brought to the hospital cause he swallowed a bunch of coins. His mother called the hospital to ask about his condition and the nurse replied "no change yet".



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulk View Post
    A boy was brought to the hospital cause he swallowed a bunch of coins. His mother called the hospital to ask about his condition and the nurse replied "no change yet".

    Haha nice one!

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
    Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Nvm, its too dirty ;p
    Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was asalted
    What did the Mayonaise say when someone opened the refridgerator door? Close the door I am dressing.





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    Quote Originally Posted by unknown12 View Post
    4. What did the bean say to the other bean? "How you been?"
    Other bean? ...... there's only one bean!


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    hahahaaa
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    keep em coming lads


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    Why wouldn't the Energizer Bunny come out of the bathroom?
    Because he kept goin! and goin! and goin!

    How did the police scare the bugs away?
    They called for the S.W.A.T. team.

    Why was the dog thrown out of the butcher shop?
    He was chop-lifting.

    Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? (kind of lame )
    He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

    Why did the pie go to the dentist?
    Because it needed a filling

    What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
    He go toad!

    What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!

    Proton: I think I lost an electron. (kind of lame :P)
    Neutron: Are you sure?
    Proton: Yep, I’m positive!

    What is the definition of a farmer?
    Someone who is outstanding in his field.

    What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
    Odor in the court.



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    ^ You made them or just copied. They are really good.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocent Soul View Post
    ^ You made them or just copied. They are really good.
    Totally made them up, I am such a genius haha nah just copied them. I gooogled 'Corny Jokes' and for the other thread 'Ever wonder jokes'

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    i love corny jokes :-)


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    Adding to the cornyness:

    Q. What do you call a fish without an eye?
    A. Fsh

    Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says, 'Ketchup.'

    Q. When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
    A. Tooth Hurty! (two thirty)

    Q: What did the water say to the boat?
    A: Nothing, it just waved.

    Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
    A: Spoiled milk.

    Q: How do you organize a space party?
    A: You planet.

    Q: Why was the broom late?
    A: It over swept!

    Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
    A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

    Q: What type of computer sings?
    A: A Dell

    Q. What do prisoners use to contact each other?
    A. Cellphones

    Q: Why was the math book sad?
    A: Because it had too many problems.

    Q: Did you hear about the guy in the car accident lost his entire left side?
    A: I heard he's all right.

    Q: Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
    A: He couldn't concentrate!

    Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
    A: Stop picking on me.

    Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? :P
    A: Tell you tomorrow

    Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
    A: I better not tell you, it might spread.

    Q: Why did the barber win the race?
    A: Because he took a short cut.

    Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
    A: Because they dropped out of school!

    Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
    A: Lawsuits!

    Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
    A: Post Office!

    Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
    A: Because it was framed.

    Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
    A: I think I'm coming down with something!

    Q: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
    A: He sensed fowl play.

    Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
    A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

    Q: What clothes does a house wear?
    A: Address.

    Q: What's the difference between a conductor and a teacher?
    A: One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

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    More corny jokes

    Q. What did the female volcano say to the male volcano?
    A. I lava you.

    Q. What did the Koala bear say at the job interview?
    A. I have the necessary koalifications (qualifications)

    Q. Why did everyone want to hang around with the mushroom?
    A. Cause he was a funguy (fungi)

    Q. What did the doctor say to the midget?
    A. You’ll just have to be a little patient.

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    assalam o alikum
    Here it is
    A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
    Which will reach down first?
    .
    .
    Ans:The Pizza,as it's fast food!

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