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    Default Ever wonder....

    1. If you want to lose at something, does that count as winning?
    2. If people could read minds and two people were reading each others mind, does that count as reading your own mind?
    3.Can you choke to death while eating a lifesaver?
    4. Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    5. Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
    6. Do fish ever get thirsty?
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    Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
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    Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
    9. Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    10. Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
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    Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?


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    Default Re: Ever wonder....

    lol...

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    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies Wake up every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?.

    Why Tarzan doesn't have a beard?

    Why do Kamikaze pilot's wear helmets?

    Who's idea was it to put 's' in the word lisp?

    Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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    Default Re: Ever wonder....

    Ooh Ooh I have one!!!!

    Why do we call password "password" when you would never pass that word to anyone!!




    I'm bad at this

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    Default Re: Ever wonder....

    oooh more fun stuff. looks like my lucky day!!!


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    Default Re: Ever wonder....

    Quote Originally Posted by Indian Bro View Post
    Ooh Ooh I have one!!!!

    Why do we call password "password" when you would never pass that word to anyone!!




    I'm bad at this
    Haha nah it was funny ^^

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    Default Re: Ever wonder....

    Quote Originally Posted by WRITER View Post
    oooh more fun stuff. looks like my lucky day!!!
    Haha enjoy.

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    Default Re: Ever wonder....

    Nice one :
    Quote Originally Posted by unknown12 View Post
    2. If people could read minds and two people were reading each others mind, does that count as reading your own mind?
    This could also lead to an infinite circle of mutual mind reading, that can keep the 2 persons busy until they die.
    This proves mind reading could be deadly



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    Default Re: Ever wonder....

    Quote Originally Posted by marwen View Post
    Nice one :

    This could also lead to an infinite circle of mutual mind reading, that can keep the 2 persons busy until they die.
    This proves mind reading could be deadly
    LOOL true!

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    Default Re: Ever wonder....

    buhahahhahahahhahahah LOLX!

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