Things to do at tesco's.. :)

wildkat · **Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-03-2008

1. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

9. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

11. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker >assume the fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!

14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

H4RUN · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-03-2008

Muahahhaaha
Some jolly humorous lines there if i do say so myself! I would never try the alarm clocks one :okay:

Got to go now, have to go tesco's ahem
JazakaAllah for that
Aslamualaikum

rabarbara2008 · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-04-2008

[quote=wildkat;908374]12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"QUOTE]

oh man I wish I had the guts to do this

------ · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-04-2008

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1. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

I would so try this next time!

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2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

Errr...Nah

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3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

Lol! Code 10 Alert! Run out of paracetamols

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4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

And nick them while shes not looking

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5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

Thats gonna be all mushy carpet lol

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6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

Yeh, get them caught stealing - naughty!

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7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

!!!

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8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

Eww....nasty!

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9. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Suicider!!! (Is there such a word?)

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10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Who you after mate

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12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

Literally...?

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13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker >assume the fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again!

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

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14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

WHAT THE...?!

smile · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-04-2008

too funny
i would neva have the guts to do that

Souljette · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-04-2008

hahahahahhaha

**chacha_jalebi** · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-04-2008

how about we just shop

or or you can have trolly races they the best and trolly gliding

also when the announcer calls out say in a northern accent "alrite im on my way"

(¯¨›Åÿê§hå‹¨¯) · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-04-2008

LOL very witty!
But im a bit grumpy with my local tesco right now...

They stopped selling my fav Darjeeling Tea

i guess i might have to do a few of these on my next visit in protest!

JeffX · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-04-2008

Thank you I needed that!

someone... · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-04-2008

hahaha very good

Mysterious Uk · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-06-2008

12, 13, 14, 7 are the best ones. If i had any guts i would do it.

Ali. · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-08-2008

Lm*ao!

Tilmeez · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-13-2008

pasionatemumina · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-20-2008

LOL cooool

------ · **Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) -** 02-27-2008

15. Let go of a trolley to crash in the alcohol drinks rack.

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wildkat LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 159 Reputation: 342 Rep Power: 21 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Leicester UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-03-2008 1. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 Pharmacy" ... and see what happens. 4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold. 5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 9. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 11. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker >assume the fetal position and scream, " NO! NO! It's those voices again! 14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

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H4RUN Li Down2eartH MembeR Status: Offline Posts: 1,916 Reputation: 14456 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ell yoo tee oh En Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-03-2008 Muahahhaaha Some jolly humorous lines there if i do say so myself! I would never try the alarm clocks one :okay: Got to go now, have to go tesco's ahem JazakaAllah for that Aslamualaikum __________________ I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" :okay:

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rabarbara2008 LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 111 Reputation: 167 Rep Power: 6 Join Date: Nov 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-04-2008 [quote=wildkat;908374]12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"QUOTE] oh man I wish I had the guts to do this

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smile ~~~ Status: Offline Posts: 417 Reputation: 359 Rep Power: 17 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: South Africa-die reenboog-nasie Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-04-2008 too funny i would neva have the guts to do that __________________ Wathinta umfazi Wathinta umbokodo No road is too long with good company -Turkish Proverb Africa is the poorest and richest continent

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Souljette Souljette Of Allah Status: Offline Posts: 1,771 Reputation: 6482 Rep Power: 15 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: All over the place Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-04-2008 hahahahahhaha __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]“The believers in their mutual kindness, compassion and sympathy are just like one body. When one of the limbs is afflicted, the whole body responds to it with sleeplessness and fever”.

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chacha_jalebi Status: Offline Posts: 4,251 Reputation: 31756 Rep Power: 59 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ambala Boxes :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-04-2008 how about we just shop or or you can have trolly races they the best and trolly gliding also when the announcer calls out say in a northern accent "alrite im on my way" __________________ Jaa-Ro-Nee-Mo!!! "they ask you when will the help of Allah (swt) come! Certainly Allah (Swt) help is always near" Surah al Baqarah v214 SMILE

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(¯¨›Åÿê§hå‹¨¯) LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,053 Reputation: 5064 Rep Power: 13 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In Sorrow. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-04-2008 LOL very witty! But im a bit grumpy with my local tesco right now... They stopped selling my fav Darjeeling Tea i guess i might have to do a few of these on my next visit in protest! __________________

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JeffX New School Status: Offline Posts: 273 Reputation: 487 Rep Power: 6 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Iowa Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-04-2008 Thank you I needed that!

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Mysterious Uk Assalaamu Alaikum Status: Offline Posts: 92 Reputation: 286 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Newcastle Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-06-2008 12, 13, 14, 7 are the best ones. If i had any guts i would do it. __________________

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Ali. اللهُ أكبر Status: Offline Posts: 1,247 Reputation: 9722 Rep Power: 20 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-08-2008 Lm*ao! __________________ Say (O Muhammad [PBUH]): You dispute with us about Allah whereas He is our Lord and your Lord? We are to be rewarded for our deeds and you for your deeds. And we are sincere to Him in worship and obedience. {2:139}

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pasionatemumina Member Status: Offline Posts: 53 Reputation: 22 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Nov 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-20-2008 LOL cooool

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------ Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 0 Reputation: 0 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Mar 2006 Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Things to do at tesco's.. :) - 02-27-2008 15. Let go of a trolley to crash in the alcohol drinks rack.