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Default Dopey Wokrers! - 02-27-2008

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These men just finished concreting solid steel pillars into the sidewalk to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a downtown sports bar. They are cleaning up at the end of the day.........






How long do you think it will be..........before they realize..........where their vehicle is parked?

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Default Re: Dopey Wokrers! - 02-27-2008

Hahah thats funny..... but i think there is enough space there between the pillars to get the van out what do u think?
   
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Default Re: Dopey Wokrers! - 02-27-2008

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Default Re: Dopey Wokrers! - 02-28-2008



Smart people!!

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Default Re: Dopey Wokrers! - 02-28-2008

ths job will be great when they will take out their vehicle without disturbing the bars they have just installed
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Default Re: Dopey Wokrers! - 02-28-2008



Rofl......nice one!
   
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Default Re: Dopey Wokrers! - 02-28-2008

lol hahah
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Default Re: Dopey Wokrers! - 02-28-2008

lol lets hope the car can jump

see this is why horses are better !


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Default Re: Dopey Wokrers! - 02-28-2008



^ Harry Potter's flying car But make it a ferrari, looks better:

   
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^ i prefer horses, pff i'll just get it to jump on the ferrari and disable it !


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Default Re: Dopey Wokrers! - 02-28-2008

lol.. how they gonna get out of that I wonder... a crane?? lol
   
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Default Re: Dopey Wokrers! - 03-01-2008

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Hahah thats funny..... but i think there is enough space there between the pillars to get the van out what do u think?
Yeah I think so too, they might scratch the car a bit but it's better than losing it all, lol.
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