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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-19-2008

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I am who I am
And If you know what I am
then I am not more who I am
guess who I am ?

and A another one

What weighs nothing but can let a ship sink ???


(Oke Im out for today Its getting late here so have a nice sleep Brothers and Sisters )
Lol ok the first one is omething like a thief or something that isnt supposed to be seen. lol
and the second is a hole right?

i feel like im gonna have nightmares when u do that smiley lol
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-19-2008

Loooooooooool

The second one is right but the first one not
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-19-2008

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Loooooooooool

The second one is right but the first one not

GAAAH!! I CANT TAKE UR POSTS!!!!! STOP WIT THE SMILEY ALREADY!!!
lol am kiddin
i swear my brother does that same face and cracks me up so im laughing soooo hard right now!! Looool
ok so iim smart coz i answered hehe
now lemme think right for the first one
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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Is it an ostrich the first one?
and the second one..hmm is it dad..well no..i don't knw
ostrich mammal?
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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the firt 1 erm is it 'fly'
some flies can fly but some cant
flies are mammals?
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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I got three to get you thinking

What weighs more 1kg of feathers or 1kg of bricks???

You are driving a bus Four people get on three people get off then eight people get on and ten people get off then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off What color were the bus driver's eyes?

What does the sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' have that no other sentence has?

the 1 kg of crem

blue, no green, no hazzel....

well every letter of the alphabet, but thats not true cause the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy god also does.
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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here is mine:


THE WORLDS HARDEST RIDDLE

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
old poem as i recall..
lets check my watch for the answer....
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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Assalamualaykum

I promised i would post some riddles Insha'Allah and here is [oneof the many

Right...

What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees
Up, up it goes
And yet it never grows...

I know it is quite hard but Alhamdullilah you brothers and sisters are very clever and will get this Insha'Allah.

Assalamualaykum
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mountains or sky )mountains can grow though, reallllll slowly though.
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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lol that's because it's a scientific level question
tooo high for us folks
and anyways only allah knows

back to topic here is one riddle:

three ants walk through the dessert
one of them says: in front of me there is an ant, and behind me there is an ant
the second ant says: in front of me there are two ants
the third says: behind me there is only one ant

How can this be??

p.s. again brothers and sister, think "SIMPLE" lol



walking in cirlcles.

or one or more are mistaken

or one or more is lying

or they all got stepped on.

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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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Yes thats the riddle
if you say yes it will be wrong but yes is also the correct answer
sooo whats the question????
are you not listening?
are you asleep?
are you dead?
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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^^loooooooooooooooooool

The answer is ......................... Can you be Quiet??
no that would be .. can you be silent? unless you said YES!
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

lol ranma1/2
wat are you trying to do? answer the answered riddles with other answers?? lol
well as for the riddle, the second is a hole
and the first one is .................
there's your answer lol
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

Looooooooooool

The first one is a RIDDLE hahaha
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

ok i hope this is harder than my last one:::


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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

Is it sparks ?
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