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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

okky i got 2 more.

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why??

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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

The first one is there was no water in the lake ????

The second one is 1
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

coz they were inside the boat, and the whole thing sinks? oh oh i kno they were inside something like air bubble or somefin?? (im stupid i kno)

5 ?
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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The first one is there was no water in the lake ????

The second one is 1 time
omg we post at the same time and ur post makes my post look so freakin stuupiddd!!
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

^^looooool
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

^ lool stop with that smiley!
i got one, its my favorite one, i dunno why, dream gurl was guven right coz i cant waaiitt to post this?
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

Lool I have one tooo

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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

Ooo wait a minute I thought it came familliar with me the first one, you have to read it 10 times to understand it.
oke the real answer is They were not single they were married Looool
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Ooo wait a minute I thought it came familliar with me the first one, you have to read it 10 times to understand it.
oke the real answer is They were not single they were married Looool



the lake one?
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^^ yeah that one
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

hmm....who said they single tho?
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

Just read the question, thats why you dont know tha answers
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

Congatulations Guven,
U have confused the hell outta me!
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

Oke
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why??

SINGLE MAN

did you get it now ??????????????????????????????
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

Ooooooooooh LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Now i get it!! hahahaa lool
Congratulations Guven
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