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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

Looooooooool Alright for this time then
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

and also for the coming 205 riddles lol
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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^^^ looool no its a coffin
the points are mine lol
grave, coffin, tomb, all the same thing ...they have to do wit underground, dirt, and death. lol

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if i have heard it before??
ermmmm güven help me out *güven enter and says *
i think that's your answer sis
loool so u have! Aha! u regretting it ainta see i is the smart one who havent heard of dem at all and answer dem by brain...

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Loooool
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

ok watever, stop getting off topic
her's a veryyy simple 1:

Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed.

What is in the pack?
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

a body?
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

errrrrmmm nop
stop your random guesses truemuslim
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

A Parachute
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

yup you got it right bruva güven
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

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errrrrmmm nop
stop your random guesses truemuslim
lol i think güven has addicted me with that smiley
loool im not random guessing. i thought it was one of those body packs. u kno the ones that they keep bodies in on csi and law and order...and life. lol and the dead guy has his closed coz he dead and da alive dude has his opened coz nothin innit...stupid answer

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A Parachute
again...
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-20-2008

never mind i have one

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-21-2008

well.. its her husbands clothes ?? lol
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-21-2008

lol oh no sowie... dats not it... you cant shoot clothes.. duh!@me lol... well emmm its koz the flast bit is the past?.. even though i kno dats not the answer lol
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-21-2008

she took a picture for her husband then she developed it then she hanged it on the wall ....am I right??
   
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Default Re: ~riddle time~ LOL - 05-21-2008


makes sense!
   
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