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Post Lessons of Logic - 03-01-2008






Lessons in Logic






If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?


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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.


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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.


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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise
.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk


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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.


On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........





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Quote:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


So true!!

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Quote:
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
^


mashaAllaah ! its really funny




SISTER above me, its not true lol


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Default Re: Lessons of Logic - 03-02-2008

Quote:
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
hahaha great post brother!! thanks for making me laugh
   
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lol hahahah funnyyyy
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Hi Brother,

Could you Explain the Following


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SISTER above me, its not true lol


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^ i meant a man can be successful with two wives.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep



made me laugh i only read first four words then i knew whats the rest of the sentence
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Yet i see all threads trying to work on many serious discussions on various matters.

So i thought of posting thread that would help us feel a bit relaxed from our day to day stress and pressure.
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Default Re: Lessons of Logic - 03-31-2008

[/font][/color]A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.


On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........[/center][/center]
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The Messenger of Allah said:
" whoever believes in Allah and the last day should speak good or remain silent..." Bukhari & Muslim

Seems logic enough to me...
   
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The Messenger of Allah said:
" whoever believes in Allah and the last day should speak good or remain silent..." Bukhari & Muslim

Seems logic enough to me...

Though this was the first Post yet it seemed very lively.

Jazak Allah Sister,

Yet this post was feel a bit relaxed on hectic times.

Well There is a saying

'' The bamboo survives a cyclone while a tree doesn't '' This may not seem to be relevant now. But u will understand it on the go.... Insha Allah

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

nothing else to say

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