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| Islam:Key2Paradise!   Status: Offline Posts: 491 Reputation: 984 Rep Power: 9   Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: AUSTRALIA Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  What's Hot... What's Not!!! -
03-25-2008
Ok, here it is, hot off the Press, we are coming to you LIVE from Al-Jazeera…. And no, it’s not yet another Bin Laden tape, but WHAT’S HOT and WHAT’S NOT!
__________________What’s Hot : Meeting people on forums What’s Not: Trying to get Dates on forums What’s Hot: Going to the Barber for a haircut What’s Not: Going to the Barber for a beard cut What’s Hot: Discussing Islam in Public What’s Not: Hiding your a Muslim in Public What’s Hot: Wearing the Hijab the proper way What’s Not: Trying to match it with the latest fashion What’s Hot: Eating Hellal Food What’s Not: Eating Hell Food What’s Hot: Growing a beard What’s Not: Not knowing when to chop some of it off What’s Hot: Having a great bod under your loose clothing What’s Not: Your partner’s horrified face seeing there’s another reason behind the loose clothing. Bought to you by fashion Editor EbtiSweetSam  тαℓк, туρє, ¢нαт, ωяιтє, вℓσg..... ιт αℓℓ нєℓρѕ ∂α мιη∂. уαℓℓαн, вιѕмιℓℓαн.... www.sissta.com.au |
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| اللهُ أكبر  Status: Offline Posts: 1,247 Reputation: 9722 Rep Power: 20 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: UK Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: What's Hot... What's Not!!! -
03-31-2008
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  Say (O Muhammad [PBUH]): You dispute with us about Allah whereas He is our Lord and your Lord? We are to be rewarded for our deeds and you for your deeds. And we are sincere to Him in worship and obedience. {2:139}
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| LI Oldskool  Status: Offline Posts: 1,020 Reputation: 6503 Rep Power: 27 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Well, here somewhere close to u! Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: What's Hot... What's Not!!! -
04-01-2008
^ i'm dumb to these jokes tried to laugh on every line but could not succeed.
__________________Should i see doctor or go the ESL class again  PS:would like to see if there is any other brother or sister like me! |
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| Islam:Key2Paradise! Status: Offline Posts: 491 Reputation: 984 Rep Power: 9 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: AUSTRALIA Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: What's Hot... What's Not!!! -
04-01-2008
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тαℓк, туρє, ¢нαт, ωяιтє, вℓσg..... ιт αℓℓ нєℓρѕ ∂α мιη∂. уαℓℓαн, вιѕмιℓℓαн.... www.sissta.com.au | |
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| Fighting4Emaan  Status: Offline Posts: 15,931 Reputation: 47851 Rep Power: 91 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Fighting4Emaan Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: What's Hot... What's Not!!! -
04-01-2008
lol yeah i couldnt find it that funny either. i read it again with my sister besides me to see if she finds it funny and she couldnt understand the last one lol, she smiled though (she does that always anyway) Assalamu Alaikum ! |
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| Account Disabled  Status: Offline Posts: 3,066 Reputation: 15769 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: enhaling the evening breeze Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: What's Hot... What's Not!!! -
04-01-2008
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| Souljette Of Allah  Status: Offline Posts: 1,771 Reputation: 6482 Rep Power: 15 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: All over the place Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: What's Hot... What's Not!!! -
04-01-2008
ye i jst smiled..i can't really laugh on them ..jst smile
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]“The believers in their mutual kindness, compassion and sympathy are just like one body. When one of the limbs is afflicted, the whole body responds to it with sleeplessness and fever”. |
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| LI's Natureboy   Status: Offline Posts: 4,252 Reputation: 20415 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: WeSt3rN EuR0pE Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: What's Hot... What's Not!!! -
4 Weeks Ago
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    Surely the creation of the heavens and the earth is greater than the creation of man; but most people know not [40:57] | |
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| ~.>.~  Status: Offline Posts: 2,668 Reputation: 9070 Rep Power: 20 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: uk........makin my way 2 jannah. InshAllah Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: What's Hot... What's Not!!! -
4 Weeks Ago
hmm is this meant to be funny tho
__________________it brought a smile to my face tho Learn from yesterday, Live for today, Hope for tomorrow. |
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