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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 4 Weeks Ago

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She was walking down the street quietly, when all the sudden she felt a huge “splaaaaash”. I can’t believe that old lady poured water on her.
lool, i dont know what to replie to that, so lets change it to u saw a brother talking to a hijabi, laughing...

Ok if they are both hijabed, then i assume the sister is lost maybe and goes to the brother to ask dircetions and he tells her he's not from that area either, and they start laughing
   
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They are mahram and were laughing about some childhood times (like brother sister really!)
   
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Hi truemuslim;
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u see a sis wit hijab in her hand in public...
It stands to reason she was wearing her best hijab and taking her spare one to the cleaners.

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Hi truemuslim;


It stands to reason she was wearing her best hijab and taking her spare one to the cleaners.

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Haha that's a great one.

Who said she wasn't wearing a hijab anyway?
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whoops! I thought we had changed scenarios

I like the last one there though!.. She could be wearing one, so true!
   
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They are husband and wife.
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Next scenario:
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the bro had informed her that a pigeon had just pooped on her hijab lol
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Next scenario:
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they listening to Quran/Nasheeds.
its not an mp3 player, he just thinks those earphones look cool !!
its not really on, he just wants to use the earplugs to block out sound.
he turns it on wheneva people talk evil stuff




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you see a bearded bro eat burger king
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^ It might be McDonalds fish fillet in a Burger King bag
He might have brought it from home, and the bag was Burger King
There are no other shops available there.

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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 4 Weeks Ago

You see a brother dissing someone in public


his not dissing him, his just talking really loudly
his talking in code
they're rehearsing a play


next:

you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile
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she might know me
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^ your suppose to do the opposite gender
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u lot are moving to quick man...give at least time for some replies on the other ones lol...

i cant think of IbnAbdulHakim's though, not even my sister would do that to me

errr...she had some dust in one eye? and she smiled coz its sunnah
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Don't move so fast, let a scenario last for at least a day or two.
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