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u lot are moving to quick man...give at least time for some replies on the other ones lol...

i cant think of IbnAbdulHakim's though, not even my sister would do that to me

errr...she had some dust in one eye? and she smiled coz its sunnah
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yeh seriously. toooo fast. i had som good ones.

hmmm...
you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile
sis: she's not winking at u, at the person next to u...her ..bro?
bro: he's ur bro?

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if a sister winked at me - yeh she got somethin in her eye, she winkin at another sister behind me, she got a nervoud twitch, she tryin to scare me



if she smiled - shes excersizing her cheek muscles, its a reaction to the twitch!
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^ Yes mum
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you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile
Brother: He confused me with his wife because he didn't have his glasses on, silly.

Sister: She thought I was a friend she hasn't seen in a while!
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he was not winking at me. pooooor Guy, it was a windy weather and a little tiny stone entered in his left eye.....

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he was not winking at me. pooooor Guy, it was a windy weather and a little tiny stone entered in his left eye.....

ok

you were at the store and you saw a hijaabi sister/bearded bro swinging his tongue at you


ew how can u swing ur tongue on someone?

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he drank something sick so u happened to be in the same direction he was facing and the first person he saw
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Oooh let me see... a 'dog' sum how managed to tear it off her head lol

oh btw that last one woz for the scenario where the girls got her hijaab in her hand
   
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huh? what u mean swing his tongue at u?
could u explain further so we all understand
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you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile

You've both just overheard someone saying something really really dopey
   
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huh? what u mean swing his tongue at u?
could u explain further so we all understand
wassalam

if it means a bro/sis looked at you and licked their lips then ok, otherwise a rediculous scenario to think of
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Asalamo Alikom

I am realy realy soo sorry , I ruined your game .

please just forget about my stupid post and have fun....

I am sorry again...

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Asalamo Alikom

I am realy realy soo sorry , I ruined your game .

please just forget about my stupid post and have fun....

I am sorry again...

Jazakom Allah the paradise

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aw no sis u didnt mess it up, we just didnt understand completely.
Keep playing. PLease?
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loooooolz sucha kool game

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loooooolz sucha kool game

well emmm she saw jack straw crying lol
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