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Talking Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-18-2008

Q : Why didnt you sleep yesterday?


Excuse :

I was searching throughout the night..
for the roof....
but i could find only stars in the sky.




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you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile
there're ignorant...they mistook you for someone else...

seriously if some guy done that to me, id be pretty shocked and wouldnt know what else to think...id be
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-18-2008

you see a hijaabi sister/bearded bro wink at you n smile

he wasn`t winking at me but at my friend ,they are newlyweds...

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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-18-2008

OK new scenario

Scenario

You see about 5 Muslim brothers walking down a street full of terraced houses carrying crates full of wine and looking suspiciously excited/looking forward to something.
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OK new scenario

Scenario

You see about 5 Muslim brothers walking down a street full of terraced houses carrying crates full of wine and looking suspiciously excited/looking forward to something.
they're cleaning up the ghetto streets, and they get a great reward after

lol nice scenerio.
   
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-18-2008

They were five pious brother who confiscated the wine crates from another lost brother who is an alcoholic
   
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They were carrying crates full of non alcoholic drinks that look similar to bottles of wine - they're quite common these days lol

   
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-18-2008

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They were carrying crates full of non alcoholic drinks that look similar to bottles of wine - they're quite common these days lol

hehe good one.
yehh theres these cocktail bottles that look like them.

so how long till the next scenerio?
   
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-18-2008

They are recycling the kuffars bottles in a eco-freindly, world saving way, transforming sin into something good!
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you see some practising bro's going into college with a crowbar
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you see some practising bro's going into college with a crowbar


whats a crowbar?
   
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowbar_(tool)


its just a tool, but alot of guys like to use it as a weapon in street fights..
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lol!

A crowbar is one of these




I got an excuse lol, Someone had accidently locked the door to the prayer room, and it had no windows, and they had no spare key.

So they were going to bash the place open, coz they didnt want to miss Dhohr!

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you see some practising bro's going into college with a crowbar
MashaAllah Ibn Adam, nice game.
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I got an excuse lol, Someone had accidently locked the door to the prayer room, and it had no windows, and they had no spare key.

So they were going to bash the place open, coz they didnt want to miss Dhohr!

HAHA!
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