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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-23-2008

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you see some practising bro's going into college with a crowbar
I simply think they walked through the open doors in the college and took the crowbar to their engineering class. It stands to reason they were very good brothers; and would not do anything wrong.

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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-23-2008

lol you're funny



someone should start a new one..
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-23-2008

Next Scenario:

You find some bros (about 5), all surrounding another bro (1), looking as if they are about to beat him up.

i cant think of one

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just then they all jump... and give him a BIG HUGGY
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-23-2008

looooool!

Masha'Allaah, top one bro......


they all jump, and beat hit up,

jokes,

i still cant think of one
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-23-2008

theyy surround him from all corners and protect him the upcomin storm
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-23-2008

They are playing "Ring a roses", (english playground game where you form a circle and dance around each other"
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-23-2008

^^^ahahahaha!

Ok,If I may add the next scenario:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.


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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-24-2008

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^^^ahahahaha!

Ok,If I may add the next scenario:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.


I have an answer to my own scenario,but we'll see what you guys come up with first
The man is a mime and was warning the woman that a scorpion was crawling up her back. She realized what he was trying to tell her and she screamed.
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How would u see the panicked look if the woman is veiled lol

It's her husband who she thought passed away, but he's come back because he wasnt really dead, and she's scared to see him

I need to stop seeing indian dramas
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How would u see the panicked look if the woman is veiled lol
lololol :P

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Ermmm.. he was hungry and trying to pinch her snickers bar lol
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^^^ahahahaha!

Ok,If I may add the next scenario:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.


I have an answer to my own scenario,but we'll see what you guys come up with first
They are taking part as actors in a 1920's silent movie and she is about to be tied to a train track.
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^ LOOL

omg lol this thread is sooo hilarius now! LOOL

hm ... he is her daddy/bro/husband who just pulled a prank on her?
   
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Hi houda~;
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Its her time of the month, and just to make things worse the guy has just won the argument He was simply trying to calm her down in an evil snickering way, the same as anyone does when they have just won.
   
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^^^ahahahaha!

Ok,If I may add the next scenario:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.


I have an answer to my own scenario,but we'll see what you guys come up with first
He is saint Saint Olav's meanest ventriloquist, he threw his voice to get her attention, when she realized that feminine scream was supposed to have come from her, she became panic sticken, he saw her take out her stun gun to zap him and he tried to calm her down before he got 5000 volts to his eye socket..
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